[Lyric] 12 Political Song Parodies in 1 Video (CollegeHumor)

[Verse 1]
No, I don't want no Trump
A Trump is a guy that can't get no vote from me

[Verse 2]
Christie
Close up the bridge and blame the incident
On your assistants
Chris Christie

[Verse 3]
Jeb!
I need somebody
Jeb!
To run this country
Jeb!
Said I need some Bush, yeah
Jeb!

[Verse 4]
I did Benghazi
I did Benghazi
[Verse 5]
And it seems to me
You lived your life
Like a Rand Paul in the wind

[Verse 6]
Who run the world?
Oligarchs
Who run the world?
Oligarchs

[Verse 7]
I'm so pant suit
You already know
I wear a pant suit
From Ann Taylor or Chicos

[Verse 8]
And it seems to me
You lived your life
Like a Jindal in the wind

[Verse 9]
Since you've been droned
You can't breathe
[Verse 10]
Hey there, Deblasio
What's it like in New York City?
Well, the police department's pissed at you
Their actions were real shitty
Yes, they were

[Verse 11]
You lived your life
Like a candle in the Jind...al

[Verse 12]
Talk Bernie to me