[Lyric] 99 (Barbara Feldon)

So you think you see a pussycat you'd like to pet
You start to come on strong to see how far you will get
You feed the pussycat that I'm a tiger lie
You don't know that you're messin' with 99
99

You brag about your motorboat and Cadillacs
How you cheated 'bout a million on your income tax
It isn't 'til they slap you with a great big fine
That you know that you've been messin' with 99
99

There's music on the hi-fi and she dims the light
She fixes a Martini that is out of sight
Your tongue begins to loosen 'cause you're all alone
But that ain't a olive, buddy, that's a microphone

You're a foreign spy who wants to come in from the cold
And you've never been uncovered you're so sеlf-controlled
But when they find your body floating down thе Rhine
That's a lesson don't go messin' with 99
99
You're the highest paid informer for a Balkan State
On your night off you invite her for a dinner date
But when she freshens up, you'll end up unemployed
'Cause that ain't a lipstick buddy that's a Polaroid

So listen tigers, this is what it's all about
A pussycat will get you if you don't watch out
Though she may send shivers running up and down your spine
She is doing her caress'n with a tiny Smith and Wesson
And that means you've been messin' with 99
99
99
99