[Lyric] A Gorey Demise (Creature Feature)

[Spoken]
All right, everyone sit down, quiet down, listen up!
I've brought you all here to recite the annual obituaries
Like every year, we'll start with A and we'll end with Z
Alright, is the band ready? (Ready!)
All right, hit it boils (a-one, and a-two)

[Verse 1 (sung)]
A is for Amber who drowned in a pool
B is for Billy who was eaten by ghouls
C is for Curt with disease of the brain
D is for Daniel derailed on a train
E is for Erik who was buried alive
F is for Frank who was stabbed through the eye
G is for Greg who died in the womb
H is for Heather who was sealed in a tomb

[Chorus]
One by one we bite the dust
Kick the bucket and begin to rust
Give up the ghost when your number's up
We all fall down
Ashes to ashes, bones to paste
You'll wither away in your resting place
Eternity in a wooden case
We all fall down
[Verse 2]
I is for Isaac who lost his front brakes
J is for Johnny who was bitten by snakes
K is for Kimmy who was shot in the head
L is for Larry who bled and bled
M is for Marie who was burnt to a crisp
N is for Nick who was pummeled by fists
O is for Olive who lived life too fast
P is for Pat who swallowed some glass

Lalalalalalala lalala
Lalalalalalala lalala
Lalalalalalala lalala
Lalalalalalala lalala

(Alright lads, altogether now!)

[Chorus]
One by one we bite the dust
Kick the bucket and begin to rust
Give up the ghost when your number's up
We all fall down
Ashes to ashes, bones to paste
You'll wither away in your resting place
Eternity in a wooden case
We all fall down
[Verse 3]
Q is for Quentin who took the wrong trail
R is for Reyna who rotted in jail
S is for Steve who was shot with a bow
T is for Tori who froze in the snow
U is for Urich who was trampled by hooves
V is for Vanessa who fell off a roof
W is for Will who was hit by a car
X is for Xavier who sunk in the tar
Y is for Yessy who fell from a plane
Z is for Zack who simply went insane