[Spoken] Ladies and gentlemen, boys and ghouls! Step right up Behind this curtain lies a ghastly concoction of delight Horror, fantasy, and terror Your every wish is our command Your every whimsical desire brought to life But I'm warning you, there's ALWAYS a price Welcome to the greatest show unearthed La la la la la la la la la la la La la la la...Learn More

[Spoken] All right, everyone sit down, quiet down, listen up! I've brought you all here to recite the annual obituaries Like every year, we'll start with A and we'll end with Z Alright, is the band ready? (Ready!) All right, hit it boils (a-one, and a-two) [Verse 1 (sung)] A is for Amber who drowned in a pool B is for Billy who was eaten by...Learn More

The coroner carves Your family cries The mortician fits you with glass eyes They dress you in Your favorite suit And then shuffle you to your tomb Then your carcass Is on parade For all to see how much you paid Then six feet deep Is where you’re laid And earth sprinkled on your grave The worms crawl in The worms crawl out Devour you body From...Learn More

[Spoken] Then the blackness loomed close up against my skin, snuffing out even the evil whiteness to those damming lips, driving all sensibility into retreat, in a mad rush of the senses and the soul into Hades! [Verse 1 (sung)] I forever dream within a dream Of a certain city in the sea As I walk the valley of unrest Behind this mask of crimson...Learn More

[Intro] Sit back now Let me tell you a tale Where justice does not prevail About an ill fated life So very full of strife Where two wrongs do not make a right So [Verse 1] When I was born I did surely scorn My proud parents' name Then their lives went down the drain Drove them insane My birth was a curse I bit the nurse Oh, but I love the worst I...Learn More