[Lyric] Accelerated Résumé℠ (Jess MaQswell)

I wish. But, well, goals are never impossible to achieve, as long as you've got the right plan. Well, here goes the real thing:

---MOTTOS---
1. "Shut up"
2. "Dude. I'm fourteen. Do you expect me to be a genius?"
3. "Really, just because your RG username is Katniss doesn't mean you ARE Katniss!"
4. (Sarcastically) "ON THE BRIGHT SIDE..."
5. "Come on, Gordon Korman! In all those books you've written, THAT one has to include kissing? Ugh!"
6. "He's not my boyfriend. Now shut up."
7. The best things has not only the most lovers, but also the most haters.
8. Q Rules. Downvote all you like, I don't care. Notice that Qs upvote u Xs, tho
9. I'll f you up. Well, actually, I may not be the best person to do it.
10. I'm confused with a capital...Q!
11. Don't ask. Go look for it yourself.
12. Oops.
13. Do NOT insult Messi while I'm cooking, or you just might get a boiling pot of macaroni in your face.
14. It doesn't take a lot for me to call someone awesome; it takes a lot for me to mean it.
--TALENTS--
I'll list them as subtly as possible. Here:

- memorizing stuff (that I want to memorize)
- coping with insults (that I want to cope with)
- pwning with words (when I want to pwn)
- hacking (Apple devices that I want to hack only)
- making people laugh (when I want to make them laugh)
- logic (even when I don't want to be logical)
- dodgeball (when I'm in the mood for it)
- keeping track of and numerating things
- parody writing

UN-TALENTS--
No, I am not joking. After all, this resume is for fun, not to get me a job.
- coordination (not my fault. Ok, maybe it is)
- doing something when I don't want to do it (ok, if it's absolutely necessary for the wellness of others, then I would do it)
- coping with injustice and selfishness (they're just awful, k?)
- coping with girlishness/emotional immaturity
- coping with so-called positivity
- coping with inconsideration
- coping with hypocrites
- coping with underestimation
- coping with people who think they're too swag
- coping with my own selfishness
- just coping with things I don't like in general
- remembering that it's my own birthday
- remembering to do my homework
- remembering my manners
- acting girly
- controlling everything
- trying to focus my attention on stuff I don't want to focus on
- being serious (LOL Q_Q)
- obedience
- soccer
- dancing
- what people refer to as "common knowledge"
- understanding why a birthday should be celebrated
- neat writing
- neat everything
- sensitivity
- NOT annoying people
- following school/household rules
- giving directions (due to unsureness at times)
- playing Minecraft in Survival Mode and Hardcore Mode
- reading stuff correctly
- auditory processing
- short-term memory
---OBJECTIVE---
To do well in school, but enjoy myself at the same time. Nearly impossible, I know.

---AUX---
ᎠɾօǶǶք-ɀօղҽ℠ | Genius District 1

TO BE QONTINUED