[Lyric] Ambassador Robert W. Fitts (Logan Whitehurst)

I am the American ambassador
To Papua New Guinea
I save lives!
There is nothing more dangerous than the monsters that roam the countryside
Terrifying Creatures
Drifices bristling with teeth and tentacles

I carry sixteen knives with fire
And two guns
And one gun that shoots knives
And a compass

But at night I take off my flak jacket
And dance until my heart stops
Because I am the American ambassador
To Papua New Guinea
And I mean it