[Lyric] Amora Adores Thor Album Version (Ookla The Mok)

According to the OHOTMU
There’s a mystic Norse dimension
Where by the World Tree dwell the Warriors Three
And other things too Uru to mention

And the prettiest girl in that whole world
Is an Enchantress named Amora
And though she’s quite polite her carnal appetite
Would rival Sodom and Gomorrah

Heimdall, Fandral
She’s known them all, she’s done them all
Under Yggdrasil she’s had her fill
But she gets no thrill from Beta Ray Bill

Becaise there’s only one man in all the land
Amora can adore
She’ll sleep with Hercules
Or any jerk you please
But she loves the Mighty Thor
Amora adores ya Thor
Those guys before ya
All left Amora bored
A Scandanavian babe in scant dress
The bodiced goddess named The Enchantress
Amora adores ya Thor

Amora’s schemes and fiendish dreams
All her armies and her henchmen
All her evil plans to rule the world of man
Are just attempts for Thor’s attention

But if she can’t have Thor then she’ll be Asgard’s whore
She’ll throw her virtue on the pyre
Maybe five or ten random other men
Will help extinguish her desire

Balder balled her
With inspired desire she gave Tyr a try
Seems as if Thor gets stiff only for Lady Sif
Jane Foster, Brunhilde, and Lorelei

But maybe someday he’ll see they were meant to be
A love that no one can ignore
She’ll finally be his girl
He’ll Ragnarok her world
Then she’ll be feeling mighty Thor
Amora can’t ignore ya anymore
She’s gonna floor ya
She’ll never bore ya Thor
You know Thor and The Enchantress
Are gonna wind up sore and pantsless
Amora adores ya Thor

But until her dream man tightly holds her
(til Thor holds her tight in his arms)
She’ll settle for any old schlup
(even Northstar or Sasquatch or Puck)
For Amora’s the anti-Mjolnir
Everyone but Thor has picked her up

Amora adores ya Thor
Amora showed guys before ya the door
Because Amora adores ya more
And in the end I bet you can’t guess
No one’s as sad as The Enchantress
Because Amora adores ya Thor

Poor Amora