Your girl is lashed to the railroad tracks I twirl my mustache and laugh my evil laugh I stroke my cat and then I steeple my hands You hang above my smoking vat as I reveal my plans Now just lie still and die while I try to decide What bad guy line applies to my diatribe How 'bout No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die Or maybe Kneel before Zod, or...Learn More

STORMTROOPERS Come to the Dark Side Come over to the Dark Side Can you feel the Dark Side? You can’t resist the Dark Side VADER Young Skywalker, Obi-Wan has taught you right Young Jedi, why don’t you come on to the other side? ‘Cause I can feel your anger And I can feel your hatred Why don’t you use your anger? Come on and let your hatred make you...Learn More

According to the OHOTMU There’s a mystic Norse dimension Where by the World Tree dwell the Warriors Three And other things too Uru to mention And the prettiest girl in that whole world Is an Enchantress named Amora And though she’s quite polite her carnal appetite Would rival Sodom and Gomorrah Heimdall, Fandral She’s known them all, she’s done...Learn More

I'm rubber you're glue Stuff bounces off of me and sticks to you Provided I touch some rubberand you touch some glue And we both have the wonderful amazing magic Powers of Absorbing Man...Learn More

DOC OCK Check out my limbs, there’s eight, I’m Doctor Octopus That’s right, I’m him, I’m great, I’m Doctor Octopus Rocktopus, shocktopus, watch the groupies flocktopus When I’m busting rhymes like Johann Sebastian Bachtopus I’m Doctor Octopus! BOOM Shalocktopus! I was a weak geek before I was Doctor Octopus Sittin’ watchin’ Star Trek III: the...Learn More

[BIZARRO ADAM] Me Bizarro Adam [BIZARRO RAND] And me Bizarro Rand [BIZARRO ADAM] And me simply cannot say how "happy" me am today. Me am feeling "okay." [BIZARRO RAND] Wait-- Don't you mean "unhappy?" [BIZARRO ADAM] No, me don't mean "sad." [BIZARRO RAND] Me just find it surreal that this is how you would feel So me am feeling "sorry" that you are...Learn More