[Lyric] An Atheist Holiday (Marshal Keep)

[Intro]
Ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong!

[Verse 1]
Have a happy atheist holiday!
Let's celebrate the birth of no one!
Instead of Santa bringing toys
It's Charles Darwin for girls and boys!
Have a happy atheist holiday!
Your stocking's full of emptiness!
It's the gift that you get every year
And the joy you feel is very clear!

[Chorus]
The holidays are a blessing
'Cept there's no one up there to bless us
Oh we're just here laughing
Having a jolly old atheist [?]

[Verse 2]
Have a happy atheist holiday!
Let's celebrate the birth of Bill Nye!
Instead of Jack Frost nipping away
It's some gross-ass neckbeard who's overweight!
Have a happy atheist holiday!
Have fun I guess, you could do that
But you'll probably have to work that day
So may the falling snow hide your [?] !
[Outro]
(Ding-dong-ding-dong, ding-dong-ding-dong
Ding-dong-ding-dong, ding-dong-ding-dong
Ding-dong-ding-dong, ding-dong-ding-dong
Ding-dong-ding-dong)