[Verse 1] Jingle the red nosed halls Christmas tree! Mistle the toes and cram your face with glee! Eggnog, elves, and Santa bells! If you don't like Christmas, I will end you! Gingerbread, jolly, have a happy holideee— *snicker* [Verse 2] Jingle the red nosed halls Christmas tree! Chocolate hot, good tidings to thee! Seasonal depression doesn't...Learn More

[Intro] Bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum-bum Bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum-bum [Chorus] Why all these mugs? Why are these mugs in my house? Why all these mugs? Why are these mugs all about? [Verse 1] I look for a plate but there's only mugs I look for a bowl but there's only mugs And when I wake up, there's mugs and mugs and mugs! I get in my car,...Learn More

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[Verse 1] A Christmas time is a happy time The happiest time of the year So jingle bells and deck the halls And grab a cup of Christmas cheer And it's a Christmas kind of feeling And it warms your Christmas heart And there's a special Christmas moment Oh when the Christmas music starts [Verse 2] Oh don't you know the mistletoe Santa and the...Learn More

[Intro] Ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong! [Verse 1] Have a happy atheist holiday! Let's celebrate the birth of no one! Instead of Santa bringing toys It's Charles Darwin for girls and boys! Have a happy atheist holiday! Your stocking's full of emptiness! It's the gift that you get every year And the joy you feel is very...Learn More

[Intro] Oh yeah Oh-oh yeah [Verse 1] You and me By the Christmas tree And now I know We'll stay away from the mistletoe And every time it's Christmas And I feel my heart break And every time it's Christmas I think [?] [Chorus] Oh no, Christmas, don't come too soon You know I got the winter blues [Verse 2] I took your hand In the Christmas...Learn More

[Verse 1] Have yourself a merry little Christmas Let your heart be light From now on, our troubles will be out of sight [Verse 2] Have yourself a merry little Christmas Make the yuletide gay From now on, our troubles will be miles away [Bridge] Once again, as in olden days Happy golden days of yore Faithful friends who are dear to us Gather near...Learn More

[Refrain] Have a merry nonspecific holiday Keep the season vaguely bright May it all be relatively wonderful I'm dreaming it'll be kind of white [Verse 1] Holidays are nearing And it makes me very jolly I won't say the exact thing But it's something about boughs of holly [Chorus 1] So have a merry Chri— shit Have a merry Chri— no Have a merry...Learn More

Ay, yo Don't, Don't, Don't, Don't, Don't, Don't, Don't Good, Don't (Who changed my name?) Don't, Don't, What? Don't Don't. Don'tn't RIP, Don't, Donute, Don't, Don't Don't, Don't don't don't, don't don't. Don't, Don't, Don't don't don't, don't (MMMM), don't. Just don't, only say don't, don't Don't, DON'T, don't, don't. (I approve of the don't),...Learn More

[Verse 1] Literally What is figgy pudding? What is it? And where did it come from? Is it sweet? Is it sour? Is it Christmas? Is it even food? Is it a statement? Is it a message? Or is it just a mound of black goo? [Verse 2] It just looks inedible Like a rotten muffin Sometimes it looks one way But sometimes it doesn't Just someone tell...Learn More

[Verse 1] It's time For the special holiday But sometimes You get some you wanna throw away Something coming this Christmas A something that ain't right It's the worst kind of present That nobody would ever like [Chorus 1] Santa Claus, Santa Claus You gave me menopause, menopause Oh Santa Claus, Santa Claus You gave me menopause, menopause [Verse...Learn More