[Lyric] An Even Funnier Skit Skit (Chazer Wazer)

[Irish Twat]
He's been one of the biggest rappers for the past 4 decades, but tonight he's unfortunately stepping back inside the comedy club. So ladies and gentlemen, please welcome once again, Chazer Wazer.

[Bitch 1]
Oh fuck this, I ain't watching this shit.

[Bitch 2]
Yeah, me neighbour.

[Chazer Wazer]
Yo, yo, yo, what up? Now, I know last time didn't go quite so well and I would like to apologise if I offended anyone. So this is a fresh start. So what's with all these Polish people, am I right?

[Crowd]
Boo!

[Chazer Wazer]
Holy moly, why's evеryone trippin'? I'm just trying to be a sick G and tell somе epic jokes. I'll try another one. What's with this Corona virus, am I right?

[Crickets]

[Chazer Wazer]
Wowzers, you're more dead than the 9/11 victims, ha, am I right?
[Crowd]
Boo.

[Chazer Wazer]
So I was watching Shrek, and it's about an ogre. Ha, I know another Ogre, I just call her my mother in law, ha-ha, am I right?

[Irish Twat]
I think it would be best if you leave.

[Chazer Wazer]
God, why's everyone trying to stunt my growth, metaphorically of course. I'm a good boi so I don't smoke the cig cigs.

[Irish Twat]
Please leave.

[Chazer Wazer]
Fine G...Oh, there was something I forgot.

[Chazer kills the crowd]

[Chazer Wazer]
Ha, talk about a dead crowd, am I right?