[Lyric] Ant Dec Are Onto You (Mitch Benn)

[Verse 1]
All your life you've done just what you want
Gone where you want to go
Nobody holds you to account
Nobody tells you "no"
You're obnoxious and entitled
You're reckless and you're rude
But now Ant & Dec are onto you
So you might just be screwed

[Verse 2]
You can sneer at Panorama
And laugh at all the news
As the rattle off a list of crimes
Of which you are accused
Even if they all know when and where
And who, and what, and how
But when Ant & Dec come after you
You're in trouble now

[Bridge]
You don't want to make them angry
Those cheeky Geordiе lads
They are the hеart and soul of the whole nation
We already know they care
And now we know they share
Everybody else's anger and frustration
[Verse 3]
You've never bothered to apologise
Or make amends
The press are on the payroll
The police are your best friends
No reason to curtail your selfish narcissistic fun
But now Ant & Dec are coming
So it's time you'd better run
Ant & Dec are after you
It's time, you'd better run