Australia, Australia We're gonna get all our food from Australia Doom our farming sectors to failure When our food comes from Australia Once we traded easily with our neighbouring continent And then we voted brexit, and we all knew what it meant Now our food will come from farms 11,000 miles away But they're white and they speak english down...Learn More

Now Is Time For Healing , this is what we must do Don't be so divisive just because we set a mob on you Let's move forward together , our destiny to fulfill Don't be mean to the President Just 'cos he tried to get you killed Now law has been restored and order has prevailed We condemn insurrection And not just because it failed At last we can...Learn More

[Chorus] What is the point of Jeremy Corbyn? What is his purpose? Nobody knows... They call him the leader of the opposition So when is he going to fucking oppose? What is the point of Jeremy Corbyn? While the Tories are turning the country to shit But his fans are all singing his name, he's still happy Just fucking do something – you complacent...Learn More

Boris was in Gloucestershire just the other day To help the local Torries out, he had some words to say But he clean forgot the name of the guy who's running to be mayor But it comes as no suprise because Boris doesn't care Boris doesn't care , Boris doesn't care He's no inclination to rescue the nation from chaos and despair His mates will carve...Learn More

There are times when I get puzzled Sometimes I get confused But I can usually muddle through somehow But has anybody ever been so hopelessly bemused As anyone not watching Line Of Duty now? On every TV programme and all over the press They're wondering who Jo Davidson might be It must be disorientating watching everyone obsess If you're not...Learn More

[Verse 1] Well, the country has just gone to shit So fists will clench and teeth will grit But there's fuck all we can do about it So fuck it, it's Christmas (Fuck it, it's Christmas) [Verse 2] Well, Tory twats and Labour fools Allowed a lying cheat to rule But they're not gonna steal my Yule Fuck it, it's Christmas (Fuck it, it's...Learn More

Well Boris and his helpers thought they'd seen the last of him But now he's back, and like his dress sense, the future's looking grim They'd watched him stagger down the street With his big ol' cardboard box Then cancelled all his ID cars and changed all of the locks They saw him round the corner with gladness in their hearts Then went back to the...Learn More

Brexit's brought disaster and broken Scotland's heart Rarely have our nations felt so very far apart So the PM has decided to head north of the wall I'm sure this visit willnae be calamitous at all Boris come tae Scotland , deploy your easy charm We can almost certainly guarantee you willnae come tae harm Boris come tae Scotland , and travel...Learn More

Nobody's gonna get fired and nobody will resign The inevitable public enquiry will say everything was fine Nobody’s going out the window or even being shown the door 'Cos nothing really matters anymore They're never gonna change direction They’re never gonna change their tune 140,000 dead folks will be forgotten soon Nobody's getting thrown under...Learn More

On both sides of the Atlantic today They're sounding a similar note They'll change regulations to add complications They don't want poor people to vote In state after state of the Union today They're passing their bills as they gloat To add to the queues and election day blues They don't want poor people to vote And in the UK we see they want...Learn More

[Verse 1] All your life you've done just what you want Gone where you want to go Nobody holds you to account Nobody tells you "no" You're obnoxious and entitled You're reckless and you're rude But now Ant & Dec are onto you So you might just be screwed [Verse 2] You can sneer at Panorama And laugh at all the news As the rattle off a list of...Learn More

[Verse 1] I... Think it's safe to say the Euros have turned out to be Better than we hoped to dream in the beginning But if you were booing England back when they all took the knee Then you don't get to cheer them now they're winning I'm sure you're comfortable in your hypocrisy And feel more sinned against than sinning But if you were booing...Learn More