[Lyric] Anything But Plain Sex Times Three version (Marc With a C)

My girl's like a pin-up girl
That you'd see in magazines
Not like in Penthouse, or Playboy, or Hustler
More like the ones from the fifties
If you ever saw her change
Well, you'd probably think so too
But you'll never watch her change
Cause she belongs to me, not you

My girl just made popcorn
And a glass of water, too
She's watching me write the songs that I'm singing, now, for you
If you ever saw her change
Well, you'd try to steal her away
Boys, you always take for granted what your girls do every day

Whеn they change their clothеs
When they put on pantyhose
When they ask your opinion
On the outfit that they chose
You should not refrain
Take the time out to explain
That she's beautiful and she's anything but
Anything but plain
My girl likes this song, and she's laying next to me, but
My girl is barely dressed, so I'm gonna wrap this up quickly
I just love to watch her change, I like to check out all her curves
Next time your girl's undressed, take the time to find the words

When they change their clothes
When they put on pantyhose
When they ask your opinion
On the outfit that they chose
You should not refrain
Take the time out to explain
That she's beautiful and she's anything but, anything but
Anything but plain