[Lyric] Apocalypse Now (Pandemaniac)

Tucked away in a fallout shelter
With supplies that'll last through December
I got a wall stacked high with toilet paper
I keep the lights on with electric generators

Quarantine cuz of stay-at-home orders
The president wants a wall up at the border
Wearing masks they want us to flatten the curve
In the end we only get what we deserve
No more shows because the crowds are not allowed
Watching concerts on my TV underground
You can't come into work unless you've been tested
I'm preppin' for disaster bulletproof vested!

The pandemic is here, better drink some beer
No more volunteers, only essential careers
The apocalypse now, is this our final hour?
We're gonna make it somehow, let's do it if it's allowed
(A crowd? Let's get outta this town, let's go!)

Coronavirus is a virus with a crown
A royal pain because it shut everything down
There is no cure for those unfortunates who get it
You might get better, or you better write your obit!
The pandemic is here, better drink some beer
No more volunteers, only essential careers
The apocalypse now, is this our final hour?
We're gonna make it somehow, let's do it if it's allowed
The epidemic at hand, respirator demand
Hospitals undermanned, nobody's wearing a mask