[Lyric] Asexual (Caleb Kitchen)

[Intro]
Oh yeah
Yeah

I wish I was asexual
'cause right now I'm a sexual deviant
I want to put my penis in
Everything

Yeah

I wish I was asexual
'cause right now I'm a sexual deviant
My dick's the only part of me
To ever wear a wedding ring

I fucked a wedding ring
(I fucked a wedding ring)

[Verse 1]
I wanna stick my dick
Into anything that resembles a chick
Anything with a pulse or not
I may be a necrophiliac
Man, I find that shit hot
Along with
Clowns
Midgets
Old people with ages
Above the double digits
Piss
And shit
Don't doubt one bit
That I'm into it
I'm into all of it

[Chorus]
I wish I was asexual
'Cause I belong in a correctional
Facility
Oh the humility
Is actually one of my kinks
And it stinks that I'm hard right now
Bro, I wish I was asexual
'Cause right now I belong in a correctional
Facility
Oh the humility is one of my kinks
And it stinks that when you look down
There's a bona fide boner
I got a big ol' fuckin' boner
It's a big ol' fuckin' stiffy in my pants
Mama please forgive me
For having such a hard-on right now at the family reunion
[Verse 2]
I insist that incest is a way to get me going
But even fully dressed people get my dick growing
Not just people
But anthropomorphic animals
I once got my dick stuck
Trying to fuck a cup of Danimals
And just an inch of cleavage in a post
Will make me cream my pants
I'm left feeling gross
True love don't stand a chance
When I'm fapping while I'm crapping
Can't stop beating my meat
One more level of degeneracy
And I'll be into feet

{Outro]
I wish I was asexual
So I could feel true love
But the only affection I get
Is the peepee rub

I wish I was asexual
So I could feel true love
But the only affection I get
Is the peepee rub