[Verse 1] She wakes up She hears her parents fighting It's four in the morning And she feels like she's hiding in her own home It's simply uninviting Soon her dad leaves and her mother's left crying She shuts her eyes again But time is cruel 'Cause a couple hours later She gets up for school Then it's unhappy teachers and boring classes Getting...Learn More

[Intro] Yeehaw! Now, listen, Ty You have a hard time finding love And uh You should be looking for girls like Emily Oh, you don't know who Emily is? Uh, let me fill you in [Verse] Emily's the perfect Southern belle For any of you American mans She knows how to barbecue well And she really hates them Afghans (damn right) She takes fat dumps, not...Learn More

[Intro] Oh yeah Yeah I wish I was asexual 'cause right now I'm a sexual deviant I want to put my penis in Everything Yeah I wish I was asexual 'cause right now I'm a sexual deviant My dick's the only part of me To ever wear a wedding ring I fucked a wedding ring (I fucked a wedding ring) [Verse 1] I wanna stick my dick Into anything that...Learn More

[Intro] Uh, hi, welcome to fast food place I hate my life, how can I take your order? Yeah, uhhh, can I get uhhh, uhhh, I'll get uhhh fuckin' uhhh soda Which one? Do you got Sprite? No Diet root beer What size? Big- big size And is that all? Well [Verse] I wanna get it with a biscuit Possibly a brisket But I don't know what's in my...Learn More