[Lyric] Aspirin Twixt Our Knees (Misbehavin' Maidens)

[Verse 1]
I asked my mom how I could be the best I am
She said if you do just one thing, you surely won't be damned
Well, then I asked "what is it?" And she answered so demure:
"Just keep your knees together, love, and always you'll be pure."

[Chorus]
We were taught to keep an aspirin twixt our knees
To keep us out of trouble so our mothers would be pleased
But then I learned a secret, a trick that I will share
My fingers they still fit between, no need for an affair

[Verse 2]
When she said "be purе," I asked her what she mеant
Did she mean pure of heart, or mind, or always pay your rent?
But no, she said, none of that matters in the slight
Keep penises away from you, and then you'll be all right

[Chorus]
We were taught to keep an aspirin twixt our knees
To keep us out of trouble so our mothers would be pleased
But then I learned a secret, a trick that I will share
My mouth and tongue they still could pleasure all the ladies fair
[Verse 3]
And though I had some friends abstaining happily
So many of us sat around, confused as we could be
A cock is such a tiny thing to have so much control
Over our worth as people and our demarcated role

[Chorus]
We were taught to keep an aspirin twixt our knees
To keep us out of trouble so our mothers would be pleased
But then I learned a secret, a trick that I will share
I never had an interest in activities down there

[Verse 4]
So those of us who wanted more decided to uprise
Deciding for ourselves exactly what went 'tween our thighs
We are the revolution, a movement going strong
Of folks who are defined by more than someone's else dong

[Chorus]
We were taught to keep an aspirin twixt our knees
To keep us out of trouble so our mothers would be pleased
But then I learned a secret, a trick that I will share
They still can bend me over and then claim my derriere

[Verse 5]
Abstaining is an option, but it's not the only one
If / you play with someone else's bits / your worth is not undone
If anybody tells you / you're a slut or you're a whore
Say "Yes I am" quite proudly and then / show that fuck the door!