[Verse 1] If you want to take a picture, get consent If you want to take a picture, get consent If you want to take a picture, they're a person, not a fixture If you want to take a picture, get consent [Verse 2] If you want to touch their cosplay, get consent If you want to touch their cosplay, get consent If you want to touch their cosplay, and...Learn More

[Verse 1] Slytherins are evil That's what other houses say! But as a Slytherin I aim to change your view today Slytherins aren't terrible We're just misunderstood Just because we're little power-obsessed Doesn't mean we can't be good [Chorus] Oh Slytherin, oh Slytherin They all think you’re bad But a Slytherin will be the Bestest friend you've...Learn More

[Verse 1] Stop for pictures at the top of the stairs Try to lick all of the vendor wares Rush a panel room when you’re told to wait Tell a Xenomorph you wanna procreate [Chorus] Dumb ways to con So many dumb ways to con Dumb ways to co-o-on So many dumb ways to con [Verse 2] Keep a Tribble as a pet Sell a vial of Chris Evans’ sweat Enter the...Learn More

[Verse 1] Let's get busy in the library I wanna do it by the books But if I can't be quiet, we'll get nasty looks My bits are Dewey and by now my pleasure's feeling overdue Let's do it in the library Let's do it in the library [Verse 2] Let's get busy in the library And then my pleasure will renew There's so much friction and non-friction to...Learn More

[Verse 1] We just finished fucking each other It was pretty good, not great We matched on a phone application You said you weren't looking to date Now we’re lying naked, in the bed And our silence fills the air You turn your head towards me As you reach to touch my hair… [Chorus 1] “I can’t wait for my partner to meet you,” You casually say with a...Learn More

[Verse 1] This song's about a ship, they say I see it in a different way When certain lads come out to play It's how the girls describe their lay [Chorus] Pump her boys, you're pumping her dry Down to hell and up to the sky Bend your backs and break your bones You're just a thousand miles from home [Verse 2] "I'm great at oral," is the boast "I...Learn More

[Verse 1] Lying in my bedroom, wide awake Hey ho, bunnies in my brain! Trying hard to sleep, but I can’t catch a break Hey ho, bunnies in my brain! These worries could all be real or fake Hey ho, bunnies in my brain! But I’ll never sort them out before I wake! Hey ho, bunnies in my brain! [Chorus] Bunnies in my brain, both night and...Learn More

[Verse 1] Get in my go-kart Strap myself in Rev up the engine let the fun begin Put my foot on the gas And I'm out of the gate But the faster I go the more the metal vibrates (brrr) [Verse 2] My body's tingling from my head to my toes But the thing that's really buzzing, I hope nobody knows Cause I'm feeling kind of funny in a biblical way God...Learn More

[Chorus] Drinks don’t have a fucking gender Oh, you know, that’s right Both cosmos and straight whiskey They can keep us warm at night Just cuz a drink is pink it doesn’t Say a thing about you Cuz drinks don’t have a fucking gender, it’s true [Verse 1] Don’t tell me I can’t drink that shot Because it’s just too bold My gender isn’t governed by The...Learn More

[Verse 1] Well a working lass am I, and I am telling you no lie I work and sleep among the docks, where the laddies come to buy There's dirt and dust around me, and the sea spray fills the air There's a lousy smell that smacks of hell, and white stuff in me hair [Chorus] And it's blow, girls, blow No time to take a break And every day you're in...Learn More

[Chorus] Merrily, merrily So merry are we Let's do together what comes naturally We've got lots of fun positions to try And don't be afraid to let your freak flag fly! [Verse 1] Well, A is for Anal, let's start from behind While B is for Ben-wah, my kegels to mind C for Clitoris, you mustn't neglect While D is for Dildo to help ya get...Learn More

Well my father thinks you're nifty And you’ve heard of Bodelaire And we both agree that human rights abuses are unfair You understand your feelings And you're not afraid to share And I think I could do something with your hair... You smell nice And you're groovy And we both like nerdy movies... My mother says you have that touch of class I can see...Learn More