[Verse 1] If you want to take a picture, get consent If you want to take a picture, get consent If you want to take a picture, they're a person, not a fixture If you want to take a picture, get consent [Verse 2] If you want to touch their cosplay, get consent If you want to touch their cosplay, get consent If you want to touch their cosplay, and...Learn More

[Verse 1] Slytherins are evil That's what other houses say! But as a Slytherin I aim to change your view today Slytherins aren't terrible We're just misunderstood Just because we're little power-obsessed Doesn't mean we can't be good [Chorus] Oh Slytherin, oh Slytherin They all think you’re bad But a Slytherin will be the Bestest friend you've...Learn More

[Verse 1] Stop for pictures at the top of the stairs Try to lick all of the vendor wares Rush a panel room when you’re told to wait Tell a Xenomorph you wanna procreate [Chorus] Dumb ways to con So many dumb ways to con Dumb ways to co-o-on So many dumb ways to con [Verse 2] Keep a Tribble as a pet Sell a vial of Chris Evans’ sweat Enter the...Learn More

[Verse 1] Let's get busy in the library I wanna do it by the books But if I can't be quiet, we'll get nasty looks My bits are Dewey and by now my pleasure's feeling overdue Let's do it in the library Let's do it in the library [Verse 2] Let's get busy in the library And then my pleasure will renew There's so much friction and non-friction to...Learn More

[Verse 1] We just finished fucking each other It was pretty good, not great We matched on a phone application You said you weren't looking to date Now we’re lying naked, in the bed And our silence fills the air You turn your head towards me As you reach to touch my hair… [Chorus 1] “I can’t wait for my partner to meet you,” You casually say with a...Learn More

[Verse 1] Lying in my bedroom, wide awake Hey ho, bunnies in my brain! Trying hard to sleep, but I can’t catch a break Hey ho, bunnies in my brain! These worries could all be real or fake Hey ho, bunnies in my brain! But I’ll never sort them out before I wake! Hey ho, bunnies in my brain! [Chorus] Bunnies in my brain, both night and...Learn More

[Chorus] Drinks don’t have a fucking gender Oh, you know, that’s right Both cosmos and straight whiskey They can keep us warm at night Just cuz a drink is pink it doesn’t Say a thing about you Cuz drinks don’t have a fucking gender, it’s true [Verse 1] Don’t tell me I can’t drink that shot Because it’s just too bold My gender isn’t governed by The...Learn More

[Verse 1] Well a working lass am I, and I am telling you no lie I work and sleep among the docks, where the laddies come to buy There's dirt and dust around me, and the sea spray fills the air There's a lousy smell that smacks of hell, and white stuff in me hair [Chorus] And it's blow, girls, blow No time to take a break And every day you're in...Learn More

Well my father thinks you're nifty And you’ve heard of Bodelaire And we both agree that human rights abuses are unfair You understand your feelings And you're not afraid to share And I think I could do something with your hair... You smell nice And you're groovy And we both like nerdy movies... My mother says you have that touch of class I can see...Learn More

[Verse 1] It was Wednesday morn when we engaged Boldly going places man has never known When up on the Bridge, they spied a Romulan ship Far away from the Neutral Zone [Chorus] And the planets they do roll, And the distant stars they glow And we poor Ensigns are running round the ship While civilians they lie down below (below, below) While...Learn More

[Chorus] Mermaids and Sirens sing songs from the deep To dash men on rocks, or to put them to sleep What do they do with all the rest? The straight gals and the queers? Do Sirens change their music when it falls on deaf ears? [Verse 1] Straight gals and gay guys aren't into topless broads They barely even notice them swimming in their...Learn More

[Verse 1] They say I’m a Man-Hater Away, boys, away! That I think like a dictator So it’s Mansplain Man [Chorus] Mansplain Man Oh Mansplain Man They think that they know better And it’s Mansplain Man [Verse 2] Feminazi’s what they call me Away, boys, away! That my goals are not equality So it’s Mansplain Man They call me Nasty Woman Away, boys,...Learn More