[Lyric] Beer Goggles (Vampire Rodeo)

Got a plan belly up to the bar
I'm getting drunk so go hide my car
To find me you won't need to go far
I'm in the head or here at the bar

If you want to dance, better wait for a wile
The time is right when I start to smile
My troubles are gone away for a mile
I washed them out with liquid denial

Beer goggles, Im putting them on
Beer goggles, it won't take long
Beer goggles, make you look fine
Beer goggles, gonna make you mine
If you what to get with me lets make this clear
You better go ovеr and buy me a beer

Your legs are short and your teeth arе gone
Your body is round but your hair is long
You got me baby we are up until dawn
Your ugly but the goggles are on
Hey baby what's that sound
The band is jumping but I'm falling down
My legs are jello and I can't find the ground
One more drink and I will Probably drown

Beer goggles, putting them on
Beer goggles, won't take long
Beer goggles, make you look fine
Beer goggles, gonna make you mine
If you want to get with me lets make this clear
You better go over and buy me a beer