The moon is low and the moon is full Like a picture from a comic or a penny dreadful A howl sends a shiver up and down my spine It might be a joke by a friend of mine But it might just be a werewolf down the road I can't get these strange thoughts out of my mind Was that a shadow or was it Frankenstein A growl makes me jump out of my skin Hoping...Learn More

Going to the zombie dance Checking out the zombie ball And if the Zombies have no legs Its going to be a zombie crawl Lets twist again with Zombies I knew him when he was alive Now he just stumbles around We used to dance all night Now he eats every girl in town Let's twist again with zombies The slowest moshin I've ever seen The zombies heading...Learn More

I saw your face in the back of the room Swaying softly to a distant tune Across the smoke in the light of the moon I saw your face and my heart did swoon Must have been a dream Must have been a dream The crowd was thick and I tried to fight You disappeared from my sight Now I go back every night To look for you in the pale moon light Must have...Learn More

Got a plan belly up to the bar I'm getting drunk so go hide my car To find me you won't need to go far I'm in the head or here at the bar If you want to dance, better wait for a wile The time is right when I start to smile My troubles are gone away for a mile I washed them out with liquid denial Beer goggles, Im putting them on Beer goggles, it...Learn More

Halloween is coming tonight Shut the curtains turn out the lights Hide in the dark don't answer the phone Ignore the door pretend you're not home Halloween is coming tonight Keep your head low stay out of sight Bring in the dog and look for the cat Lock the windows to keep out the bats Halloween is coming tonight Pull up the covers and make sure...Learn More

She's got no fenders and she's got no hood Got the top pulled down cause the wind feels good One headlight will get us through the night On the prowl and ready to fight The brakes ain't good so get out of the way Of the Psychobilly Chevrolet Pipes and chains and a switchblade knife When you hear the cherry bombs you better run for your life Franky...Learn More

We sewed on his arm and we sewed on hi legs We're going out tonight to dig up one more grave All we need is a bolt of lightning To bring to life this undead thing He's the biggest boy to ever hit the fray And he's coming to your local MMA Monster man is coming tonight Monster man is ready to fight Bad boys come one come all But if you get in the...Learn More

There's a chupacabra under my porch He's been waiting for me for a year or more And I can't even go out my front door Chupacabra oh oh oh I wake up to his desperate cries Out the window i see his blood red eyes I think the dog and the cat met an early demise Chupacabra oh oh oh I gotta sneak out back in the middle of the day And the police don't...Learn More

There's amazon women on the moon I want to go and get there soon I got to go but I can't fly Elon Musk could you give me a ride I need a woman taller than me Or better yet as tall as a tree With big black boots up to her thigh Like Zsa Zsa Gabor she could poke out your eye Can't get her out of my head So I put a rocket on my 49 sled I want to go...Learn More

Going to the Vampire Rodeo Cowboy hats and blood stains on your clothes All the dead cowboys are surely gonna go Going to the Vampire Rodeo The undead all line up to dance Cowboy boots and rhinestone pants Like syncopated soccer moms doing zumba in a trance Going to the Vampire Rodeo Going to the Vampire Rodeo You laugh so hard the blood squirts...Learn More

Better stay home don't go out in the woods A trip to Crystal Lake just wouldn't be good You know what today is? It's Friday 13 Let me tell you about the legend of Jason Vorhees He's got a hockey mask and a big ol' knife Don't stand there screaming baby run for your life Hey there girl you better be good Don't let the boys touch you Like a bad girl...Learn More