[Lyric] Boris Doesn’t Care (Mitch Benn)

Boris was in Gloucestershire just the other day
To help the local Torries out, he had some words to say
But he clean forgot the name of the guy who's running to be mayor
But it comes as no suprise because Boris doesn't care

Boris doesn't care , Boris doesn't care
He's no inclination to rescue the nation from chaos and despair
His mates will carve the country up to get more than their share
But as long as he's fed and there's women to bed
Boris doesn't care

He thought his grand official flat was looking rather drab
He spent 200 grand on it, and now he thinks it's fab
But where the money came from, he would rather not declare
'Cos as long as it's paid for by somebody else , Boris doesn't care

Boris doesn't care , Boris doesn't care
He'll never behave , as he owes lots of favours
To dodgy billionaires
As long as he can scratch his balls in a two grand easy chair
And it's all off the books, and he knows how it looks
But Boris doesn't care
Let the bodies pile up high in the thousands
'Cos only plebs concern themselves with human life
If you're looking for Boris , he's probably out carousing
Or he might be in bed with somebody else's wife
(Hurrah!)

He shambles into Parliment and leaves them all appalled
Frankly I'm amazed he bothers turning up at all
But for three more years we have no means to get him out of there
So the Tories are living on Sleazy Street, and Boris doesn't care

Boris doesn't care , Boris doesn't care
Now he's the boss, he don't give a toss
About anyone anywhere
His life is just a stream of lies and chaos and affairs
But his job is secure, so you can be sure
That Boris doesn't care

As long as there's swag and there's women to shag
Boris doesn't care!