[Lyric] Calcium (Peter Bibby)

I just want to chew some bricks
Put my teeth and jaw to work, gone sick
Eating mortar til the labour done
And then I'll celebrate my calcium
Demolition with my gifts from Mum
Eatin' product until the city's undone
Separation starts to fill my lungs

I need to celebrate my calcium
Chewin' through the big bits won't take long
Milk hasn't had me in about 50 days
That's just a lie I tell to get myself paid

I need to elevate my calcium
Big jars of supplements, do you know about these things?
They give my teeth the bigger better zing zing
Some clever fella wearing a lot of bling bling
Spare no expenses on my calcium (hey)
On my calcium
Spare no expenses on my calcium (ooohh)
[Musical interlude]

Dairy farmer got some funny things to say
About some of those things all those nutritionists have to say
At least that's what the papers say
I heard young Trevor mention something about it just the other day

Another scam they can't afford to give away
Trev said something like that anyway
I try to keep away from all that kind of stuff these days
I spend my time just trying to celebrate

And I don't have a lot of time for what Trev says
I don't have a lot of time for what Trev says
I don't have a lot of time, no, for what Trev says
No, no, I don't have a lot of time, a lot of time for what Trev says
I don't have a lot of time for what Trev says