Static.
Opens to Dipper holding a basket of chicken strips.
Dipper: Well, that concludes Gravity Falls anomaly #13, the Möbius chicken strip. (Eats chicken strip) It's infinitely delicious!
Something runs past the camera.
Dipper: Whoa, hey! What the—
Camera falls over
Dipper: (Picks up camera) Mabel, did you see that? Wake up!
Mabel: Never. (Faces the other direction) Let me sleep forever.
Dipper: Some creature just jumped out of nowhere! It's еating our leftover Summerween candy!
Mabеl: (Gets up) What?!
Dipper: (Points camera at the monster) Look!
Mabel: Ew, it's like a... naked little man.
Dipper: (Holds up title card) Okay, this is now Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained, # 76, uh, "That Thing?"
The Thing: (Eats candy) (Picks up candy basket)
Mabel: No put it down. Put it down...
The Thing: (Licks the basket)
Mabel: Oh, gross!
Static.
Dipper: (Comes into view dressed in squeaky toys) Okay, I'm ready. I've covered myself in armor. (Squeaks toy with the golf club) I'm going to capture him for science.
Mabel: And for candy!
Dipper: Get this on tape in case I die or whatever. (Walks over to the Thing and moves some candy with the golf club, then tries to catch it in a wastebasket) Aha!
The Thing: (Climbs up the ceiling)
Mabel: Oh! Die mutant! Die! (Throws squeaky toy at it, but it comes back and hits her) Ow!
The Thing: (Jumps into the staircase)
Dipper: (Runs after it)
Mabel: Save the candy!
Dipper: Where is it? Have you seen it? (Gets attacked by the monster) Ah!
The Thing: (Jumps down on Dipper and knocks him over, grabs candy, and runs off)
Static.
(The Thing is on the fridge. It throws the cereal onto the floor)
Mabel: Aw no!
Dipper: (Throws a can at the Thing)
The Thing: (Throws candy at Dipper)
Mabel: He's wasting candy! Dipper, open your mouth! Try to catch the candy in your mouth!
Dipper: What? No, why would I— (Catches candy in mouth and munches) Actually that's pretty good— (Gets hit by a big candy bar) Ah!
The Thing: (Runs with candy into the living room and turns on the TV with his foot, then stares at it)
Mabel: Look! He's hypnotized by the TV.
Dipper: Ha! And he dropped the candy! What a little dummy! Glued to the... to the... Oh, I love this movie.
Static.
(Dipper, Mabel, and the Thing are watching TV; Dipper and Mabel are eating candy while the Thing eats a golf club)
Dipper: Shouldn't we... (munches) do something about the monster?
Mabel: Candy now. Monster later.
The Thing: (Eats the golf club and whimpers, Dipper gets another one for it and eats it)
Soos: Oh, hey Dipper! Hey Mabel! (Pauses, then looks at the Thing) Hey Grunkle Stan!
Dipper: (To the audience) Well, that's it for Dipper's Guide to the Supernatural. The next episode will probably be about getting rid of this candy-eating monster.
Soos: (To the Thing) Psst! Stan, what's he talking about?
Static and shows a page.
Opens to Dipper holding a basket of chicken strips.
Dipper: Well, that concludes Gravity Falls anomaly #13, the Möbius chicken strip. (Eats chicken strip) It's infinitely delicious!
Something runs past the camera.
Dipper: Whoa, hey! What the—
Camera falls over
Dipper: (Picks up camera) Mabel, did you see that? Wake up!
Mabel: Never. (Faces the other direction) Let me sleep forever.
Dipper: Some creature just jumped out of nowhere! It's еating our leftover Summerween candy!
Mabеl: (Gets up) What?!
Dipper: (Points camera at the monster) Look!
Mabel: Ew, it's like a... naked little man.
Dipper: (Holds up title card) Okay, this is now Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained, # 76, uh, "That Thing?"
The Thing: (Eats candy) (Picks up candy basket)
Mabel: No put it down. Put it down...
The Thing: (Licks the basket)
Mabel: Oh, gross!
Static.
Dipper: (Comes into view dressed in squeaky toys) Okay, I'm ready. I've covered myself in armor. (Squeaks toy with the golf club) I'm going to capture him for science.
Mabel: And for candy!
Dipper: Get this on tape in case I die or whatever. (Walks over to the Thing and moves some candy with the golf club, then tries to catch it in a wastebasket) Aha!
The Thing: (Climbs up the ceiling)
Mabel: Oh! Die mutant! Die! (Throws squeaky toy at it, but it comes back and hits her) Ow!
The Thing: (Jumps into the staircase)
Dipper: (Runs after it)
Mabel: Save the candy!
Dipper: Where is it? Have you seen it? (Gets attacked by the monster) Ah!
The Thing: (Jumps down on Dipper and knocks him over, grabs candy, and runs off)
Static.
(The Thing is on the fridge. It throws the cereal onto the floor)
Mabel: Aw no!
Dipper: (Throws a can at the Thing)
The Thing: (Throws candy at Dipper)
Mabel: He's wasting candy! Dipper, open your mouth! Try to catch the candy in your mouth!
Dipper: What? No, why would I— (Catches candy in mouth and munches) Actually that's pretty good— (Gets hit by a big candy bar) Ah!
The Thing: (Runs with candy into the living room and turns on the TV with his foot, then stares at it)
Mabel: Look! He's hypnotized by the TV.
Dipper: Ha! And he dropped the candy! What a little dummy! Glued to the... to the... Oh, I love this movie.
Static.
(Dipper, Mabel, and the Thing are watching TV; Dipper and Mabel are eating candy while the Thing eats a golf club)
Dipper: Shouldn't we... (munches) do something about the monster?
Mabel: Candy now. Monster later.
The Thing: (Eats the golf club and whimpers, Dipper gets another one for it and eats it)
Soos: Oh, hey Dipper! Hey Mabel! (Pauses, then looks at the Thing) Hey Grunkle Stan!
Dipper: (To the audience) Well, that's it for Dipper's Guide to the Supernatural. The next episode will probably be about getting rid of this candy-eating monster.
Soos: (To the Thing) Psst! Stan, what's he talking about?
Static and shows a page.
( Gravity Falls )
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