[Lyric] Cat Piss Song (Nick Lutsko)

You're lookin' so sweet
Getting stuck inside with you
There ain't much reason to complain
As long as you're in reach
I've got a reason to think
Things are gonna be okay

Next thing you're taking off your dress
You put it on just to take it off
But nonetheless we're moving to the bedroom and I must confess
That I'm ready to lay you down
But I'm astonished when I hear the sound

One of these cats pissed the bed again
This happens every night
Which one of you emptied a gallon of piss on my pillow?
You know this isn't right
Every night in this housе it's a new game of clue
Only piss is thе weapon and the murderer is one you

We called the vet
She says you need more litter boxes
But we don't have room for more litter boxes
So we stuck them in the jacuzzi (piss!)
We keep a shower curtain at all times draped over the bed
But the minute we forget it's a new puddle of piss (piss!)
I'm getting sick of this
I'm getting sick of cleaning piss
I'm getting sick of sleeping on the couch
I'm sick of not knowing who the perpetrator is
One of these cats is an addict
And it's addicted to
Pissing on our bed

Why can't it piss in the jacuzzi like the other cats
Why is it insistent on pissing on
Every new bedspread?

Piss! (12x)