[Lyric] Chronic Depression 2 (Yung Tax Collector)

[Production Tag]
Jammy on the beat, boy

[Verse 1]
Kiss my own sister like my name is Luke Skywalker
Clap the booty sound like lightning like I am Jane Foster
I am very sus like I am the imposter
Cookin' up songs like my name is Betty Crocker

[Verse 2]
Barber did me wrong now my hair looks like a barcode
My Bratty Sis, I can't miss an episode
Girlfriend broke up with me, like, cool story bro
This is what you listen to? I set the bar pretty low

[Verse 3]
Break your mom's back like my name is Bane
Got called a simp now I'm gonna go insane
Shoot a bunch of people like my name is Gucci Mane
Got James Charles locked up in a chain
Blood splatting everywhere it's about to rain
Gotta crush on a girl but I don't know her name
Boutta get some little girls like my name is T-Pain
My pee is so black I swear I'm in pain
[interlude 1]
I seriously have no idea how I somehow made another, a sequel to, a song that I haven't even put out yet. Like am I that dumb?

[Verse 4]
Chew a water bottle like I'm a sea creature
Gotta hold someone hostage for a feature
Subscribe to yo girl's OnlyFans nice to meet her
Beating my wife, to my son, I'm a teacher
I have a daughter and I don't feed her
Amputate my leg, and now my knee hurts
Karen took the kids, I don't need her
Lookin' in yo window, I'm a creeper

[Verse 5]
Say hello there to yo mom I'm Obi Wan
Gonna die solo like my name is Han

[Verse 6]
(Get it? Cause I'm gonna die alone?)
Call me and yo girl skellys, we finna bone
In the middle of class I pull out my phone
Then the whole class hears a loud moan
Pull out my strap and everybody runs home
Everybodys survivin', bullets hit their dome (What?)

[interlude 2]
Like seriously, my brain capacity's literally the size, like, an atom like think about how dumb it is to include a sequel to a song, that's in the same project as each other, like it's just stupid
[Verse 7]
Like Ash Ketchum I'm never gonna age
And I like to keep your son in a cage
Roblox girlfriend broke up with now I'm filled with rage
Now I'm gonna go on a freaking rampage

[Verse 8]
Me and yo aunt we goin' on a date
You slipped a roofie in my drink now I'm in a crate
She cut my pee pee off now I can't escape
She made another one out of tape

[Outro]
I dunno, really how to end this and also I still gotta do the same thing for this song for the next two songs. I dunno what Im gonna say, I've practically run out of lyrics. So, man this EP sucks. I'm so tired of this music