[Intro] I'm the Christian Playboi Carti I’m the Christian Playboi Carti Yeah Christian Playboi Carti and I'm white Yeah Let's get it Whole Lotta Red Whole Lotta Christ [Verse 1] Pull up to the drop I just pulled up on a opp I told him bout God He tried to sell me pot So you know I had to dip Right out of that spot I told that little chick That...Learn More

[Production Tag] Jammy on the beat, boy [Verse 1] Kiss my own sister like my name is Luke Skywalker Clap the booty sound like lightning like I am Jane Foster I am very sus like I am the imposter Cookin' up songs like my name is Betty Crocker [Verse 2] Barber did me wrong now my hair looks like a barcode My Bratty Sis, I can't miss an...Learn More

[Producer Tag] Jammy On The Beat, Boy [Verse 1] Doing some homework then i turn around Then i see my mom on the ground She's pretty old So i'm like, "Hey, mom, why do you look so freaking cold?" She doesn't have her LifeAlert I call for help but the phone isn't work- Ing And i'm crying Cuz my mom is on the floor dying And i'm like, "Why? Am i...Learn More

[Producer Tag] Jammy on the beat, boy [Verse 1] Yo girl know I got that wood like it's lumber Got banned from her Twitch chat that's a bummer Lookin' for a girlfriend like I'm a bounty hunter Post Rule 34 art on Tumblr [Verse 2] Yo girl not the best but she good enough for now Pull up to your house knock you out with a paper towel [Verse 3] Suck...Learn More

[Producer Tag] Jammy on the beat, boy [Verse 1] Got a plastic straw so I throw it in the ocean Drinkin' this Windex like it's a potion Punch a couple orphans I get a promotion Elbows so crusty I might need some lotion [Verse 2] Beat up some babies because they are evil I might just go curb stomp some seagulls They are so good at aggravating...Learn More

[Producer Tag] Jammy On The Beat, Boy [Verse] Pull up to the party But it's just really an Arby's Then i ask the guy at the cashier, "Hey, is this Hardee's?" Then he says, "Hey, my name is Jonathan." I'm like, "Hey, that's me, so how are you here, man?" He said "Remember when you tried to clone yourself 12 years ago? Well, you put me on a...Learn More

[Intro] Hey, wassup? It's yo boy, Yung Tax Collector, back with another piece of art. Um, I just wanted to let you know before you start listening to this one this one is kind of... dark and kind of, uh, offensive a little bit. So, but all of these are jokes, I've been on the internet so long that I don't really have a political opinion, I just...Learn More

[Producer Tag] Uhahaha! [Verse] Just got my braces on and it really sucks Pull up to the party and I get big bucks Tryna do my laundry but step sister is stuck I have depression I just need a hug Tryna look for a good joke on the hunt See a baby in public you know I have to punt Not gonna say the C word I'm not dumb Ate so many Takis now my brain...Learn More

[Intro] Ha, you guys are so funny and original [Producer Tags] Maxo I hate windows, i hate windows [Chorus: YTC] 64 balls yeah yo girl wanna lick Might just pull with the stick like a twig And you know I'm with yo girl and she thicc Oh what? She's a tranny, oh man what a trick, ay [Verse 2: YLD] I'm not good at rapping I just wanna sleep Yeah...Learn More

[Congratulations] Aren't you so glad that the album is finally over? you don't have to listen to anymore of this pain and cringe-inducing garbage anymore. I- I'm very proud of you for enduring this. I think this deserves a cookie. So, uh, go to McDonald's and get yourself a McFlurry. Get yourself a chicken sandwich. You deserved it. You literally...Learn More

Hello, everybody. Uh, this is another album, and i wanted to, uh, remind you that this one is a little more edgy and offensive than the last one. So, um, i recommend you do not listen because it's garbage. So, uh, yeah....Learn More

[Intro] What's up guys? I'm recording this at 9:48 AM right now, um, I literally woke up, and I figured I might as well, you know, make a song before I do my homework, so let's go [Producer Tag] Uhahahah! [Verse 1] So hyper I might just pop a melatonin Send a hentai meme now I'm just trollin I'm underage EDP is cumming Definitely a pedo if you...Learn More