[artist tag] Yung Tax Collector, you're so hot! [verse] Im blowin up you can call me the taliban Im with yo girl and shes callin me a handyman Im not sad yes i am a happy man I got yo girl sayin my name like the candyman Im leaving yo girl just like the anchorman Pull up "whats poppin" like my name is jack harlow Got the product in the back yeah...Learn More

[Intro] You know what? I think it's time for me to become a Dream stan. You know, his fanbase is just so cool. You know, they sexualize minors and make inappropriate fanart of people who are underage. Like, that's not pedophilic, for sure! [Chorus] Shorty, I'm retarded I am stupid I'm retarded Yeah, I'm stupid Mentally retarded Yeah, I'm...Learn More

[prod tag] Mathias! [verse] Light that boy up just like a lamp I listen to playboi carti im a vamp Yo girl stick to me just like a stamp Im a skater boy so i dont know ? I break yo ankles now you got a cramp Im in the club not talkin bout sam's ay Yuh ay daddy's back yeah boy you need to relax Homie dont play that You are so wack Im good at making...Learn More

[Intro] I'm the Christian Playboi Carti I’m the Christian Playboi Carti Yeah Christian Playboi Carti and I'm white Yeah Let's get it Whole Lotta Red Whole Lotta Christ [Verse 1] Pull up to the drop I just pulled up on a opp I told him bout God He tried to sell me pot So you know I had to dip Right out of that spot I told that little chick That...Learn More

[Production Tag] Jammy on the beat, boy [Verse 1] Kiss my own sister like my name is Luke Skywalker Clap the booty sound like lightning like I am Jane Foster I am very sus like I am the imposter Cookin' up songs like my name is Betty Crocker [Verse 2] Barber did me wrong now my hair looks like a barcode My Bratty Sis, I can't miss an...Learn More

[Producer Tag] Jammy On The Beat, Boy [Verse 1] Doing some homework then i turn around Then i see my mom on the ground She's pretty old So i'm like, "Hey, mom, why do you look so freaking cold?" She doesn't have her LifeAlert I call for help but the phone isn't work- Ing And i'm crying Cuz my mom is on the floor dying And i'm like, "Why? Am i...Learn More

[prod tag] Mathias! [verse 1] Call me kendrick lamar cause i hold up Got some chocolate milk boutta pull up Just like a rocket, im boutta go up I dont talk to you cause boy you so dumb I stay countin these beats post mortem I stop rapping because of the boredom He actin stupid so im gonna record em Ask that girl she love me, she said "sort of"...Learn More

[prod tag] Hey, where's rolo? [verse] Cryin in the crib cause i dont have a dad Even though i am sad i still hang out with my lads I pull out the gat and shoot myself in the hat Yuh yuh take a couple bullets at yo head Yuh so you might end up dead Yuh i got the strap with the beam Let it scream i am mean I get green i eat beans You know what i...Learn More

[Producer Tag] Jammy on the beat, boy [Verse 1] Yo girl know I got that wood like it's lumber Got banned from her Twitch chat that's a bummer Lookin' for a girlfriend like I'm a bounty hunter Post Rule 34 art on Tumblr [Verse 2] Yo girl not the best but she good enough for now Pull up to your house knock you out with a paper towel [Verse 3] Suck...Learn More

[Producer Tag] Jammy on the beat, boy [Verse 1] Got a plastic straw so I throw it in the ocean Drinkin' this Windex like it's a potion Punch a couple orphans I get a promotion Elbows so crusty I might need some lotion [Verse 2] Beat up some babies because they are evil I might just go curb stomp some seagulls They are so good at aggravating...Learn More

[Producer Tag] Jammy On The Beat, Boy [Verse] Pull up to the party But it's just really an Arby's Then i ask the guy at the cashier, "Hey, is this Hardee's?" Then he says, "Hey, my name is Jonathan." I'm like, "Hey, that's me, so how are you here, man?" He said "Remember when you tried to clone yourself 12 years ago? Well, you put me on a...Learn More

[Intro] Hey, wassup? It's yo boy, Yung Tax Collector, back with another piece of art. Um, I just wanted to let you know before you start listening to this one this one is kind of... dark and kind of, uh, offensive a little bit. So, but all of these are jokes, I've been on the internet so long that I don't really have a political opinion, I just...Learn More