[Intro] I'm the Christian Playboi Carti I’m the Christian Playboi Carti Yeah Christian Playboi Carti and I'm white Yeah Let's get it Whole Lotta Red Whole Lotta Christ [Verse 1] Pull up to the drop I just pulled up on a opp I told him bout God He tried to sell me pot So you know I had to dip Right out of that spot I told that little chick That...Learn More

[Production Tag] Jammy on the beat, boy [Verse 1] Kiss my own sister like my name is Luke Skywalker Clap the booty sound like lightning like I am Jane Foster I am very sus like I am the imposter Cookin' up songs like my name is Betty Crocker [Verse 2] Barber did me wrong now my hair looks like a barcode My Bratty Sis, I can't miss an...Learn More

[Producer Tag] Jammy On The Beat, Boy [Verse 1] Doing some homework then i turn around Then i see my mom on the ground She's pretty old So i'm like, "Hey, mom, why do you look so freaking cold?" She doesn't have her LifeAlert I call for help but the phone isn't work- Ing And i'm crying Cuz my mom is on the floor dying And i'm like, "Why? Am i...Learn More

[Producer Tag] Jammy on the beat, boy [Verse 1] Yo girl know I got that wood like it's lumber Got banned from her Twitch chat that's a bummer Lookin' for a girlfriend like I'm a bounty hunter Post Rule 34 art on Tumblr [Verse 2] Yo girl not the best but she good enough for now Pull up to your house knock you out with a paper towel [Verse 3] Suck...Learn More

[Producer Tag] Jammy on the beat, boy [Verse 1] Got a plastic straw so I throw it in the ocean Drinkin' this Windex like it's a potion Punch a couple orphans I get a promotion Elbows so crusty I might need some lotion [Verse 2] Beat up some babies because they are evil I might just go curb stomp some seagulls They are so good at aggravating...Learn More

[Intro] Hey, wassup? It's yo boy, Yung Tax Collector, back with another piece of art. Um, I just wanted to let you know before you start listening to this one this one is kind of... dark and kind of, uh, offensive a little bit. So, but all of these are jokes, I've been on the internet so long that I don't really have a political opinion, I just...Learn More

[Producer Tag] Uhahaha! [Verse] Just got my braces on and it really sucks Pull up to the party and I get big bucks Tryna do my laundry but step sister is stuck I have depression I just need a hug Tryna look for a good joke on the hunt See a baby in public you know I have to punt Not gonna say the C word I'm not dumb Ate so many Takis now my brain...Learn More

[Intro] Ha, you guys are so funny and original [Producer Tags] Maxo I hate windows, i hate windows [Chorus: YTC] 64 balls yeah yo girl wanna lick Might just pull with the stick like a twig And you know I'm with yo girl and she thicc Oh what? She's a tranny, oh man what a trick, ay [Verse 2: YLD] I'm not good at rapping I just wanna sleep Yeah...Learn More

[Congratulations] Aren't you so glad that the album is finally over? you don't have to listen to anymore of this pain and cringe-inducing garbage anymore. I- I'm very proud of you for enduring this. I think this deserves a cookie. So, uh, go to McDonald's and get yourself a McFlurry. Get yourself a chicken sandwich. You deserved it. You literally...Learn More

Hello, everybody. Uh, this is another album, and i wanted to, uh, remind you that this one is a little more edgy and offensive than the last one. So, um, i recommend you do not listen because it's garbage. So, uh, yeah....Learn More

[Intro] What's up guys? I'm recording this at 9:48 AM right now, um, I literally woke up, and I figured I might as well, you know, make a song before I do my homework, so let's go [Producer Tag] Uhahahah! [Verse 1] So hyper I might just pop a melatonin Send a hentai meme now I'm just trollin I'm underage EDP is cumming Definitely a pedo if you...Learn More

[Intro] Yeah Ooh! [Artist Tag] Ayo, Don.. Ayo, Don! Come on! [Verse 1] 'Kay I pull up to the party in a brand-new whip I just pulled up to the party I'm a cool kid (Yeah) I got a Rick Owens so I boutta check my fit (Yeah) Yeah Yeah I'm wearin' snakes (Uh) Run a check (Uh) Run up a check (Uh) You the pits (Uh) Yeah I'm the best (Uh) Yeah you a...Learn More