[Lyric] Could We Get Any Older (H.P. Mendoza)

[RODEL]
Could we get any older?
Our youth is just slippin' away
We're trying real hard
To act the part
I'm sure that we'll be cool someday

This one looks like he still
Lives at home with Mom
And this one took his best friend
As a date to the prom
And this one smells like feet
And really likes to eat
How could you not love this guy?

[MARIBEL]
Rodel!

[RODEL]
Could we get any older? (Get any older?)
I think that we can die right now
Underneath the cool façade
We're still rеal odd
We're major fuckin' dorks and how
This one looks likе she needs
To wear a push-up bra
And this one goes to the
Renaissance Faire, huzzah!
You got all the Buffy episodes
On DVD
Because you wish you looked as skinny as her

Could we get any older? (I don't think so!)
You're clinging on to your youth
You act real cool
Like you never did in school
But everybody knows the truth

You throw parties every week
Just to pass the time
And then everybody leaves
For you to clean the grime
And then you're stuck at home
All alone
Wishin' you could find a man

Could you get any lamer?
I'm sorry if I'm sounding blunt
But if you can't hang
With what I just sang
You can shove it up your...
Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuunt!