[Lyric] Doctor Octopus (Ookla The Mok)

DOC OCK
Check out my limbs, there’s eight, I’m Doctor Octopus
That’s right, I’m him, I’m great, I’m Doctor Octopus
Rocktopus, shocktopus, watch the groupies flocktopus
When I’m busting rhymes like Johann Sebastian Bachtopus

I’m Doctor Octopus!
BOOM Shalocktopus!

I was a weak geek before I was Doctor Octopus
Sittin’ watchin’ Star Trek III: the Search for Spocktopus
Mockedtopus by jockstopus, my face was acne-pockedopus
My bully was always waiting as home I’d have to walktopus

Every single day after school at three o’clocktopus
My walktopusman jamming to New Kids on the Blocktopus
He scoffed and gave my nose a socktopus, I coughed as off he knocked my blocktopus
Now I’m gonna get my friend and I’m gonna get revenge on Jacques the Jerk-off Jocktopus

There’s really only one who can hang with Doctor Octopus
Last night at Karaoke we sang One Night in Bangkoktopus
He served in the war in Iraqtopus, disturbed by the gore, he’s shellshockedtopus
Permit me to introduce you to my good friend Eddie Brocktopus
VENOM
Yo, what up? I’m the one they call Venom
I’m gonna track Spider-Man down and then I’m
Gonna thank him kindly for the use of his second-hand clothes
Hand-me-downs that he found lyin’ around
The Battleworld, that’s the world where half of me originated
The half of me that you see, the rest is sublimated.
That’s my sentiment, but then again I represent
Sentient alien symbiosis.
That means my super-suit’s smarter than my foe’s is.
Half jealous journalist, and half ET
I blend ‘em when I can, again, I’m Venom, that’s me!

DOC OCK
Check out my versatile white lab frocktopus
When I’m finger-paintin’ it’s a stylin’ art smocktopus
Fans stalktopus my chalktopus, soon down my door they’ll knocktopus
My style is late romantic, like Blake or Delacroixctopus

VENOM
Your suit’s fine but check out mine
My suits a kind of sentient alien slime
I’m dressed to the nines, refined, and pleased to meetcha
Now give my shoes a shine or I’ll tell my suit to eatcha

DOC OCK
Venom’s veins are filled with ice water
Tip top of the po-lice blotter
He’ll bear witness to my slaughter
When I smash Spider-man with a fly swatter
VENOM
Doc Ock’s the cock of the walk
He’s gonna mock Deathlok like a jock rock shock jock
Doc Ock’s crazy like a rabid fox
Like he smokes mad rock or ate tainted guac
Don’t be shocked if he empties his glock
On the old folks home or the flock at Woodstock
He wears socks underneath his Crocs
And he likes to rock to Ookla the Mok!

Doc Ock! He’s got so many limbs
Nobody can count all the limbs on him!
... There’s a lot.

DOC OCK
Eight.

VENOM
Yeah! Like approximately eight.

DOC OCK
No. There’s eight. Exactly eight!

VENOM
That’s what I’m saying!
DOC OCK
No, it isn’t!

VENOM
Yeah!

DOC OCK
Venom, we’re saying two different things.

VENOM
At least two!

DOC OCK
I will crush your bones!

VENOM
Yeah you will!

DOC OCK
Stop agreeing with me!

VENOM
I will. I will stop agreeing with you!

DOC OCK
Stop!