[Lyric] Dream Stans (Yung Tax Collector)

[Intro]
You know what? I think it's time for me to become a Dream stan. You know, his fanbase is just so cool. You know, they sexualize minors and make inappropriate fanart of people who are underage. Like, that's not pedophilic, for sure!

[Chorus]
Shorty, I'm retarded
I am stupid
I'm retarded
Yeah, I'm stupid
Mentally retarded
Yeah, I'm stupid
I'm retarded
Yeah, I'm stupid
Shorty, I'm retarded
Yeah, I'm stupid
I'm retarded
Yeah, I'm stupid
Shorty, I'm retarded
Yeah, I'm stupid
I'm retarded
Yеah, I'm stupid
Yuh
[Verse 1]
Log into Twitter to type sexual stuff
Likе fan-fic of Dream puttin' his PP in Tommy's butt
I am not finished
I am boutta finish
I am not skittish
But I can be timid, (yeah)
I'm boutta skeet
Gonna bust on his feet
And I like his meat
Because I wanna meet Dream
And I want him to see
Me naked
And I don't think imma make it
Because Tubbo is so hot even though he's underage
I wanna keep Tubbo and Tommy inside of a cage
Go downstairs and grope 'em everyday
Because I'm a pedophile, yuh, that's my way. (ay)

[Hook]
I'm a Dream stan and there's no way around it
I see my PP and I'm about to pound it
I love Dream, yeah, I'm gonna hound him
To make Ranboo have a cum fountain. (ay)

[Chorus]
Shorty, I'm retarded
I am stupid
I'm retarded
Yeah, I'm stupid
Mentally retarded
Yeah, I'm stupid
I'm retarded
Yeah, I'm stupid
Shorty, I'm retarded
Yeah, I'm stupid
I'm retarded
Yeah, I'm stupid
Shorty, I'm retarded
Yeah, I'm stupid
I'm retarded
Yeah, I'm stupid
Yuh
[Verse 2]
Don't even get me started on Average
He exposes stans for sexualizing kids
And he really, really gets me ticked
I just wanna crank off to CP pics
My only excuse is I am traumatic
Because you know I am always dramatic
Every time someone trash-talks Dream
And you know I'll hit you with that beam
If you ever talk down on Wilbur or Tommy
I might just hit you with that tommy
And I'm talkin' boutta gun
I'm having fun
Crankin' off thinking about eating Wilbur's buns. (ay)

[Hook 2]
Yeah, I'm talkin' about his whole butt
And you know I put it in his hole like putt-putt
Yeah, this is sexual, I'm not gonna front
Might pull up with a cock-ring, I'm gonna stunt (ay)

[Chorus]
Shorty, I'm retarded
I am stupid
I'm retarded
Yeah, I'm stupid
Mentally retarded
Yeah, I'm stupid
I'm retarded
Yeah, I'm stupid
Shorty, I'm retarded
Yeah, I'm stupid
I'm retarded
Yeah, I'm stupid
Shorty, I'm retarded
Yeah, I'm stupid
I'm retarded
Yeah, I'm stupid
Yuh
[Outro]
I literally have nothing else to say. Uh, this Dream SMP stan poppytwt stuff on Twitter is getting really annoying. I mean, it's so- it's crazy that people just think this is normal now. I mean, I'm not saying it's wrong to have a favorite Youtuber, right? I think it's perfectly fine. You can like Dream, you can like Ranboo, you can like Tommy, You can like Wilbur, and you can like whoever you want. Just don't do this stuff. I've created videos and made tweets about this stuff. It's just ridiculous. Um, shoutout to Average MCYT Stans on Twitter