[Lyric] Drinks Dont Have a Fucking Gender (Misbehavin' Maidens)

[Chorus]
Drinks don’t have a fucking gender
Oh, you know, that’s right
Both cosmos and straight whiskey
They can keep us warm at night
Just cuz a drink is pink it doesn’t
Say a thing about you
Cuz drinks don’t have a fucking gender, it’s true

[Verse 1]
Don’t tell me I can’t drink that shot
Because it’s just too bold
My gender isn’t governed by
The drink I choose to hold
Aged Scotch or a fine bourbon, neat
They taste real good to me
And drinks don’t have a fucking gender, you see

[Chorus]
Drinks don’t have a fucking gender
Oh, you know, that’s right
Both cosmos and straight whiskey
They can keep us warm at night
Just cuz a drink is pink it doesn’t
Say a thing about you
Cuz drinks don’t have a fucking gender, it’s true
[Verse 2]
I’m something of a sugar fiend
It’s not a fеlony
With cocktails full of grenadine
Blood of my enеmies!
They taste great and they’re strong as hell
What makes that immature?
Cuz drinks don’t have a fucking gender, for sure

[Chorus]
Drinks don’t have a fucking gender
Oh, you know, that’s right
Both cosmos and straight whiskey
They can keep us warm at night
Just cuz a drink is pink it doesn’t
Say a thing about you
Cuz drinks don’t have a fucking gender, it’s true

[Verse 3]
Just cuz I like tequila
It don’t mean I overdo
I savor the expensive stuff
And stop before I spew
I’m not a lush, I’m not a mess
I drink it nice and slow
And drinks don’t have a fucking gender, you know
[Chorus]
Drinks don’t have a fucking gender
Oh, you know, that’s right
Both cosmos and straight whiskey
They can keep us warm at night
Just cuz a drink is pink it doesn’t
Say a thing about you
Cuz drinks don’t have a fucking gender, it’s true

[Verse 4]
Well, I like wine, it’s yummy
It’s the way that I unwind
I might just have another glass
If you would be so kind
I’m not a snob about it
But just let me reinforce
That drinks don’t have a fucking gender, of course

[Bridge]
We all like drinking different things
That’s totally okay
Drinks are not identity
Whatever others say
But all that said, please don’t drink crap
Cuz life is just too short
[Spoken]
For Bud Lite
Or Arbor Mist
Or Everclear
Or FourLoko!
Or $1 Long Island Iced Teas (shudder)

[Outro]
Be good to you, you’re worth it
Drink good booze that likes you too
And drinks don’t have a fucking gender, it’s true