[Lyric] Dumb Ways to Con (Misbehavin' Maidens)

[Verse 1]
Stop for pictures at the top of the stairs
Try to lick all of the vendor wares
Rush a panel room when you’re told to wait
Tell a Xenomorph you wanna procreate

[Chorus]
Dumb ways to con
So many dumb ways to con
Dumb ways to co-o-on
So many dumb ways to con

[Verse 2]
Keep a Tribble as a pet
Sell a vial of Chris Evans’ sweat
Enter the Pokemon tourny with all bidoof
Do a barrel roll off the hotel roof

[Chorus]
Dumb ways to con
So many dumb ways to con
Dumb ways to co-o-on
So many dumb ways to con
[Verse 3]
Challenge a Wookiee to a fight
Smoke a cigarette and set your wig alight
Go to the LARP with a sharpened sword
Throw some chimichangas at a Deadpool horde

[Chorus]
Dumb ways to con
So many dumb ways to con
Dumb ways to co-o-on
So many dumb ways to con

[Verse 4]
Yell spoilers at the Game of Thrones shoot
Tell an Alucard his Carmen Sandiеgo’s cute
Go to the rave whеn you’re feeling faint
Hug somebody while in unsealed body paint

[Chorus]
Dumb ways to con
So many dumb ways to con
Dumb ways to co-o-on
So many dumb ways to con

[Bridge]
Agree to a group skit without committing…
Watch all of Evangelion in one sitting...
Go all weekend without taking a shower
Chug energy drinks and just live in the game room
Blow your money on swag and forget food’s important
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
[Final Chorus]
The dumbest ways to con
The dumbest ways to con
Dumb ways to con-o-oooooonnn…
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to con…