[Lyric] Farting Angel (Logan Whitehurst)

This afternoon I coughed up green things
I danced around and no one would come near me
I wondered how long I’d have to fan the air
I felt a hot whiff from my anus
In this ballroom, no one came to save us
And I turned the fan on to no avail

Farting angel come pick my nose out
Smack your butt with a rubber hose and
Farting Angel come curse your gas
And dissipate into a warm stinky cloud

Alone and shivering in the bathr-
(AGGH!)