[Lyric] Fight Club (Perfect Saturday)

So just to start, I've never seen "Fight Club" front to back
I've only caught a little bit of it on TV
But it's gotten to the point where I know all the general plot and twists
Someday I'll probably watch it, all my friends, they say it's good

And what if I had a Fight Club-style alternate personality
That was really shitty to all of my ex-girlfriends?
Woah-oh-oh, that was really shitty
Woah-oh-oh, that was really shitty

We've grown apart, I never thought that I'd get my shit back
I guess I probably watched a little too much TV
But it's gotten to the point where I can't even get a text Goodnight, I'm trying not to make this any worse

And what if I had a Fight Club-style alternate personality
That was really shitty to all of my ex-girlfriends?
Woah-oh-oh, that was really shitty
Woah-oh-oh, that was really shitty

I'm not trying to burn any more bridges
But every single time I get blocked on Twitter, I assume
I assume it's gotta be something new
If I had a Fight Club (if I had a Fight Club)
Now, what if I had a Fight Club (if I had a Fight Club)
Now, what if I had a Fight Club-style alternate personality
That was really shitty to all of my ex-girlfriends?
Woah-oh-oh, that was really shitty
Woah-oh-oh, that was really shitty

But what if I had a Fight Club? (Woah-oh-oh, that was really shitty)
But what if I had a Fight Club? (Woah-oh-oh, that was really shitty)