Welcome to the Lardi party, 2019
Food Porn featuring my dude Sir Loin
Ha, let’s get it
Hold up, hold up, okay hold up
You better prep your kitchen, ‘cause i’m ‘bout to show up
You better stuff my mouth with turkey, cheese, roll-ups
I’m ‘bout to rage your fridge and find the dijon mustard
Okay, hold up, hold up, okay hold up
I’m ‘bout to walk up in your pantry, hope you stocked up
I;m on a hunt to find a cherry fruit roll up
Wait, where’s your bathroom? ‘Cause my ass about to blow up
‘Cause I be the Dallas queen, Lardi b
Lickin’ butter creme off his ding-a-ling
You know how it be, how it be
On the balcony feeding me, at the [?]
Fat on my back, slap on my ass
Pepper my [?], cheddar my mac
I am Lardi B, I am majesty “on your knees!”
Chicken on my beef gets me weak, still i add some cheese
I’m the fattest B, and I always love my physique
Slappin’ the back of my ass and it’s fat
Hulk smash
Take me on a date to the lunch room (BBW)
Pepperoni pizza is my perfume
Add some pinapple, that’s a plus too
And if you don’t like it, boy, then fuck you
I tell ‘em feed me cookies like it’s food porn
They tryna run a crazy train, Ozzy Osbourn
I eat it all up, no breadcrumbs
Now tickle my Elmo, tum-tum
I tell ‘em feed me cookies like it’s food porn
Yeah i’m [?] eating pasta like a rockstar
I slurp it all up, no red sauce
That Country Crock butter in my lip gloss
Come and feed me, come and feed me food porn
I lick whipped butter off the biscut
While he tryna slide up in my DMS
With his little pixie stick dick
But you can’t handle me ‘cause i am thick thick
I’m just like Winnie the Pooh tryna get my honey
I pull up to the club and I rollie-pollie
I’m steady tryna have a Lardi party with Young Money
We [?], we classy, pour up all the bubbly
Cause I be the Dallas queen, Lardi b
Lickin’ butter creme off his ding-a-ling
You know how it be, how it be
On the balcony feeding me, at the [?]
Fat on my back, slap on my ass
Pepper my [?], cheddar my mac
I am Lardi B, I am majesty “on your knees!”
Chicken on my beef gets me weak, still i add some cheese
I’m the fattest B, and I always love my physique
Slappin’ the back of my ass and it’s fat
Hulk smash
Food Porn featuring my dude Sir Loin
Ha, let’s get it
Hold up, hold up, okay hold up
You better prep your kitchen, ‘cause i’m ‘bout to show up
You better stuff my mouth with turkey, cheese, roll-ups
I’m ‘bout to rage your fridge and find the dijon mustard
Okay, hold up, hold up, okay hold up
I’m ‘bout to walk up in your pantry, hope you stocked up
I;m on a hunt to find a cherry fruit roll up
Wait, where’s your bathroom? ‘Cause my ass about to blow up
‘Cause I be the Dallas queen, Lardi b
Lickin’ butter creme off his ding-a-ling
You know how it be, how it be
On the balcony feeding me, at the [?]
Fat on my back, slap on my ass
Pepper my [?], cheddar my mac
I am Lardi B, I am majesty “on your knees!”
Chicken on my beef gets me weak, still i add some cheese
I’m the fattest B, and I always love my physique
Slappin’ the back of my ass and it’s fat
Hulk smash
Take me on a date to the lunch room (BBW)
Pepperoni pizza is my perfume
Add some pinapple, that’s a plus too
And if you don’t like it, boy, then fuck you
I tell ‘em feed me cookies like it’s food porn
They tryna run a crazy train, Ozzy Osbourn
I eat it all up, no breadcrumbs
Now tickle my Elmo, tum-tum
I tell ‘em feed me cookies like it’s food porn
Yeah i’m [?] eating pasta like a rockstar
I slurp it all up, no red sauce
That Country Crock butter in my lip gloss
Come and feed me, come and feed me food porn
I lick whipped butter off the biscut
While he tryna slide up in my DMS
With his little pixie stick dick
But you can’t handle me ‘cause i am thick thick
I’m just like Winnie the Pooh tryna get my honey
I pull up to the club and I rollie-pollie
I’m steady tryna have a Lardi party with Young Money
We [?], we classy, pour up all the bubbly
Cause I be the Dallas queen, Lardi b
Lickin’ butter creme off his ding-a-ling
You know how it be, how it be
On the balcony feeding me, at the [?]
Fat on my back, slap on my ass
Pepper my [?], cheddar my mac
I am Lardi B, I am majesty “on your knees!”
Chicken on my beef gets me weak, still i add some cheese
I’m the fattest B, and I always love my physique
Slappin’ the back of my ass and it’s fat
Hulk smash
( Lardi B )
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