Checkin’ my reflection and tellin’ my bestfriend Like “Girl, I think my gut gettin’ big” Thrust it, thrust it Thrust it, thrust it Deep breath, pump it Big gut, crunch it Thrust it, thrust it Thrust it, thrust it Deep breath, pump it Big gut, fuck it I’d rather choke on a Snicker than run in place ‘til I’m thinner Tryna get in my zipper but you...Learn More

Ooh, Lardi B (Ketchup on my meat, yo) I woke up feelin′ queasy (woo-woo) No you don't understand (ha) I′m so full and i can't stand (ugh) I can't roll outta bed This hotel is sideways (brrrt) What happened to this fuckin′ lamp, damn I roll over, i see him (mmmmmm) Holy shit, look at his dick Ooh, i can eat so well I will never say the n word...Learn More

Turn your twerk up Turn your twerk up Turn your twerk up I walk in, they see me They allw anna be me I’m twerkin’, they screamin’ I got what they seekin’ I got what the feenin’ I got my own rings and i buy my own things And ya’ll must be dreamin’ Gucci, louis, fendi, prada Chanel, Armani, Docle and Gabbana Told my bitches “grab your shit,” we...Learn More

They say this bitch can′t touch her toes Disgusting Probably can't fit anymore in her stomach (hehe, bleh) Fuck you haters though I′m fluffy (Fluffy) Always eating on the go McMuffin (Nom, nom, nom, nom) I just squeezed out of the porche Pina loca got me stumblin' I'm bout to drink some more Plus I′m hungry Tummy rumblin′ Where my BBW's gang (Where...Learn More

Lardi Pizza, pizza I’m wildin’, i be on Reeses My kit-kat tasty, too sweet Butterfinger bar in my bed sheets ‘Gon pop these pringles, I’m hungry No mayo, boy, I can’t touch it McDouble, McGrittle, McLuvin’ I just wanna join forces, McDonalds can you endorse it? I’m wildin’, i be on Reeses My kit-kat tasty, too sweet Butterfinger bar in my bed...Learn More

Glaze up on my honey bun, my honey bun, my honey bun Glaze up on my honey bun, my honey bun, my honey bun I got curves, it’s okay Your face, my plate, all day Clean it right like a maid I got curves, it’s okay Your face, my plate, all day Now put the toppin’ on the cake I got curves, it’s okay I’m certified #1 So don’t be gentle, baby, clean up...Learn More

Up, up, up, up, up Ya’ll thought I was high? I don’t even smoke that broccoli How many licks to the center of my Krispy Creme? He said my cake pop tastes right, pink velvet sugar high Eat it like a Klondike, he still full from last time On his way from Hollywood, he gotta catch the first flight ‘Cause big girls got the best cookies, bring your...Learn More

Welcome to the Lardi party, 2019 Food Porn featuring my dude Sir Loin Ha, let’s get it Hold up, hold up, okay hold up You better prep your kitchen, ‘cause i’m ‘bout to show up You better stuff my mouth with turkey, cheese, roll-ups I’m ‘bout to rage your fridge and find the dijon mustard Okay, hold up, hold up, okay hold up I’m ‘bout to walk up in...Learn More

I’m just a bubble in a bubble bath I’m just a bubble in a bubble bath Double bubbles when I throw it back I’m just a bubble in a bubble bath Splish splash, im takin’ a bath Got a rubber ducky and a hand full of cash Splish splash, splish splash Gormet bubbles in my champagne glass La la la la la la Don’t need a man, i got jacuzzi jets La la la la...Learn More