[Lyric] Fun Facts About Sex (Jonathan Mann)

[Verse 1: Jonathan Mann]
Sex! It's So Interesting!
Song A Day

The average person spends
Two weeks of their life kissing
French kissing can prevent cavities
A man's beard grows fast
When he anticipates sex
The average man is five inches when erect

[Hook]
SEX!
It's so interesting!
SEX!
It's so interesting!

[Verse 2: Jonathan Mann]
Women who read romance novels
Have sex twice as often as those who don't
Men on average
Think about sex every seven seconds
Each day there are over
120 million people doing it all over the world
Sex burns 360 calories per hour
So let's go lose some weight together

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Jonathan Mann]
Ithyphallophobia
Ithyphallophobia
Is a morbid fear of seeing
Thinking about or having an erect penis
Formicophilia
Formicophilia
Is a fetish for having
Small insects crawl on your genitals

95% of women shave their private parts
Only 16% of men do that
90% of men masturbate
And 65% of women do that

Sex is the safest tranquilizer
In the world
10 times more effective than valium
1.1 million men
And 800,000 women in the united states
Have never had sex
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