[Lyric] Go Kart Racing Accidentally Masturbating (Misbehavin' Maidens)

[Verse 1]
Get in my go-kart
Strap myself in
Rev up the engine let the fun begin
Put my foot on the gas
And I'm out of the gate
But the faster I go the more the metal vibrates (brrr)

[Verse 2]
My body's tingling from my head to my toes
But the thing that's really buzzing, I hope nobody knows
Cause I'm feeling kind of funny in a biblical way
God Damn! It's shaking hard on my Georgia O'Keeffe bouquet
I never guessed this trembling machine
Would turn the motor on under my hood

[Chorus]
Go kart racing
Accidentally masturbating
Go kart racing
Mechanical self-fornicating
Go kart racing
No stopping ‘till I cross the finish line
[Verse 3]
Shifting gears
I can feel my hеart throb
Hope nobody notices I'm getting a lubе job
Don't need no gentlemen to start my engine
Cause I can even feel a little rear suspension (brrr)

[Verse 4]
Try to cover up my scandal like I'm Goldman Sachs
But shit is getting real on this indoor track
I'm about to go blind and I feel like a creep
Cause it's pressing on my horn like beep beep beep
Now my driving is getting erratic
Cause this transmission is automatic

[Chorus]
Go kart racing
Accidentally masturbating
Go kart racing
Mechanical self-fornicating
Go kart racing
No stopping ‘till I cross the finish line

[Bridge]
If the fruit is ripe you might as well pluck it
Was gonna slow down but then I thought "fuck it"
No one look at me cause this is it
Green flag, go go, holy shit
[Chorus]
Go kart racing
Accidentally masturbating
Go kart racing
Mechanical self-fornicating
Go kart racing
No stopping ‘till I cross the finish line

[Chorus]
Go kart racing
Accidentally masturbating
Go kart racing
Mechanical self-fornicating
Go kart racing
No stopping ‘till I cross the finish line