Song: Hate Machine Award for crimes against gaming
Viewed: 42 - Published at: 8 years ago
Artist: 2021 Vidya Gaem Awards
Year: 2022Viewed: 42 - Published at: 8 years ago
[The winner of this award was NFTs]
NFTs are dogshit. The gaming industry has tried for nearly two decades to squeeze more money out of people for less product, and here's the newest hot garbage cashgrab they've come up with: Digital items, but on the blockchain!
Do you enjoy market manipulation? You're already a victim of it, based on how long you've been waiting for that RX 570. Better log on and get those gun skins, friend, because "play-to-earn" is in and what better way to reward your terrible NEET lifestyle than darling Ubisoft-senpai handing you a small cut to keep their newest shitty multiplayer FPS alive? It's what you wanted, right? Because to large companies like Ubisoft, games are all about making money, and people who play them for anything else just don't make sense.
At least Konami was honest: They transitioned into gambling, and you'll never see any of your favorite franchises ever again. Ubisoft wants to hang around the party, but shit all over the walls. Games are about fun. We use money from our miserable jobs to buy them. Don't turn our hobby into another fucking job.
Just do your part and laugh at anyone who buys into this garbage. People are paying thousands for ugly monkey pictures. If that isn't worthy of ridicule, nothing is.
NFTs are dogshit. The gaming industry has tried for nearly two decades to squeeze more money out of people for less product, and here's the newest hot garbage cashgrab they've come up with: Digital items, but on the blockchain!
Do you enjoy market manipulation? You're already a victim of it, based on how long you've been waiting for that RX 570. Better log on and get those gun skins, friend, because "play-to-earn" is in and what better way to reward your terrible NEET lifestyle than darling Ubisoft-senpai handing you a small cut to keep their newest shitty multiplayer FPS alive? It's what you wanted, right? Because to large companies like Ubisoft, games are all about making money, and people who play them for anything else just don't make sense.
At least Konami was honest: They transitioned into gambling, and you'll never see any of your favorite franchises ever again. Ubisoft wants to hang around the party, but shit all over the walls. Games are about fun. We use money from our miserable jobs to buy them. Don't turn our hobby into another fucking job.
Just do your part and laugh at anyone who buys into this garbage. People are paying thousands for ugly monkey pictures. If that isn't worthy of ridicule, nothing is.
( 2021 Vidya Gaem Awards )
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