[Lyric] Headphones Mute Nan (Klezmergord)

Are you listening to Steely Dan
On ur CD walkman?
(Oh shit)
It's Headphones & Mute Nan

Riding the 27
We know you're not getting off at Tan Lan
Headphones & Mute Nan

I think you're going about this the wrong way
You picked your Grandma up just outside of Conway
She's dressed like an aardwolf or a hyena
What were you doing, at the Conway Marina?
She's sad and she's old and she's too weak to function
Did you buy that bread from Llandudno Junction?
Because that looks like some delicious bread
Some heavy, heavy bread

What's in the bag?
Is it brown bread?
Is she still alivе?
You need to call her a doctor
Maybe she could gеt some fresh air, when we stop at Mochdre
Do you sit in silence on the buses all day?
Let's hope she doesn't keel over in Colwyn Bay
I try not to judge, but I'm tired and it's late
This is my stop, by the flats, on the Glyn Estate
Your relationship is weird and it's flagrant and it's hollow and the type of shit I'd expect from Old Colwyn

Where did you buy that moustache, motherfucker?
Did you steal those trousers off a Victorian corpse?
Nobody uses CD's anymore, you freaky motherfucker
It's been a while and I'm sure she's buried and you're in prison for being a convicted pedofile

It's brown bread, not heavy bread etc