I found teeth in my falafel the other day It hurt when I swallowed but I still finished it anyway I dredged my intestines for minerals But all I found where horse hooves And whats left of my testicles Pineapple chunks that pass for people That pass the salt to the people You don't remember what the pool key looks like I don't remember what the...Learn More

Are you listening to Steely Dan On ur CD walkman? (Oh shit) It's Headphones & Mute Nan Riding the 27 We know you're not getting off at Tan Lan Headphones & Mute Nan I think you're going about this the wrong way You picked your Grandma up just outside of Conway She's dressed like an aardwolf or a hyena What were you doing, at the Conway...Learn More

Don't fail to read the signals Because I got no signal No need to sound sarcastic Just dead air and useless plastic One of us has to back down Communication breakdown But now I'm trying to say nothing Lines are down anyway This might sound quite excessive but you sent 4000 messages asking me to reply to you Why is it so hard to get through? What...Learn More

I need to borrow some money Can you lend me a pony? Because I've bosched all my dosh and I need to pay back all the cash the Albanians loaned me Hook me up with some moolah Apparently it's all about the Benjamin Franklings All the lolly and the dollar and the notes and dough and the shrapnel and the jacksons and the frogskins I've having dreams...Learn More