[Lyric] I didnt have fun in middle school (McMaster's Pastors)

[Verse 1]
(I'm sorry I need to go on. Yee-haw!)
Do you remember when you went out with my best friend?
I only found out ’cuz I checked his DMs
You wanna go see I-TUH
You're such a hypocri-tuh
'Cuz I know damn well you’ve seen that movie before

[BRIDGE]

Heartbreak
Won't Make
You Swing
My wa-ay

[Chorus]
I didn't have fun in middle school (ha)

[Verse 2]
I tried to give you everything I thought you wanted
I stalked you for three years and I tried to buy your socks
I cried on the bus two times
On my friends lap both times
You said you wanted donuts so i went and got you donuts
But you wanted Dunkin donuts even though Krispy Kreme was right there!
It was pitch black
I couldn't see at all
I cut through the words just to get there faster
Matthew was there too
With his cool hair-do
Bought you donuts but you didn't eat them
You just yelled for me to get out of your house!
You tried to talk to me in tenth grade
But when i broke into your house you didn't let me stay
I wrote a blog about you
Talked a lot about you
Now I have a song for you too
(Shut up!)
Martin fucking dies