[Lyric] I Hate Everyone (Perfect Saturday)

I hate every one of my childhood best friends
Okay, maybe that's an exaggeration, or maybe it's a flat out lie
I don't talk to them, but I've got the best intentions
Maybe I'll send them a letter later, maybe I won't even try
I just want you to know the truth

I hate every one of your high school boyfriends
And that's not an exaggeration, I hope that they choke and die
You still talk to them, and they've got the worst intentions
Maybe I'll send them a threat on Facebook if they ever make you cry
And I just want you to know the truth

I don't know what I'd do without You-
Tube videos of cats, they make me feel so good
Just like you do, and I hope that you never forget that-

I love every one of Adam Sandler's movies
Okay, I guess I'm not a big fan of "Spanglish," but I think the rest are tight
I've watched all of them, and I own some on Blu-ray
Maybe we can both watch "Click" together, but it always makes me cry
And I just want you to know the truth
And I don't know what I'd do without You-
Tube videos of cats, they make me feel so good
Just like you do, and I hope that you never forget that-

I love every one, I love every one, I love everyone but you
I hate everyone, I hate everyone, I hate everyone but you