[Lyric] I Hate XMas (Chew Toys)

I know it’s based
On some dumb story
Supposed to be allegory
The liar, the bastard and the fool
All I know is Xmas ain’t cool
I hate Xmas
Deck my balls
I hate Xmas
Fuck you all

Who’s the fat guy in the red sweater?
For creepy pedos, Dahmer was better
Flying reindeer and busy elves?
Xmas lovers, go fuck yourselves

Wrapping gifts that are yours not mine
Lonely folks at closing time
Hauling a huge tree right inside
Is this when that dude was born or died?

Thank fuck it’s only once a year
Hey Santa, bring me a fuckin’ beer
Don’t give me gifts, I don’t want em
Eggnog and pudding are fucking rotten
If I see you in a holiday coat
I’m gonna kick you in the fucking throat