Artist: Chew Toys
Lyrics of Artist: Chew Toys
Lyrics of Artist: Chew Toys
[Lyric] I Miss Quaaludes (Chew Toys)
I got my Lady Q From Miss Annie Lee I’m gonna wash her down With a Long Island Tea Feelin’ warm and fuzzy Dancing horny in my head Bumpin thru the crowd Like a teenage Joan Jett I miss Quaaludes That fucked up fuzzy funtime Is the best I ever knew I miss Quaaludes I made out with 20 people Danced with a hundred more Played chicken out on main...Learn MorerockChew Toys[Lyric] Larry Of the Rodeo (Chew Toys)
Well he’s a barndancin’ bastard Reviled and revered He’ll give you a workin’ over If you’re 45 with a beard He rounds up all the cowboys Sooner than they reckoned He rides em on the first date And buries em on the second And he’s slow slow quick quick slow He’s Larry Larry Larry of the rodeo Hey boy keep your eye out He’s more snake than...Learn MorerockChew Toys[Lyric] We Are Chew Toys (Chew Toys)
Punk rock music is the best Beat your fists against my chest Garage metal and punk rock Work best on my cock We need to feel the hardcore when it’s real Get your dirty self up to speed Chew Toy attack’s gonna make you bleed Corner us and we’ll come out fighting Feed us, you’ll enjoy the biting Sharpen your teeth, girls and boys We are Chew...Learn MorerockChew Toys[Lyric] No Soy Tu Papi (Chew Toys)
Te gustan los hombres maduros Aiy, que fascinante Tengo noticias para ti, mijo Nosotros dos, no saldremos juntos Oye mijo No soy tu papi Aiy cabron No soy tu pinche pops Aiy mijo Vete de aqui Tu tratas mucho! Miley Cyrus no es una artista Dubstep no es avant garde Aiy papi me compras una cerveza NO GUEY Aiy papi abrasa me NO GUEY Aiy papi ven...Learn MorerockChew Toys[Lyric] Old Frosty Mug (Chew Toys)
I began my drinkin When I was just a pup Got my first paycheck Bought a drinkin cup Booze motivates me Any gig I can grab Save up my earnings To pay my bar tab Old frosty mug You keep me drunk I get a job, I fill you up Old Frosty Mug You’re mighty fine I’ll keep you full On my own dime When times are rough Screw the rent That hot bartender Gets...Learn MorerockChew Toys[Lyric] Leather Sweater (Chew Toys)
I’m all over your shit I got you wrapped up nice and tight I’m all over your shit I’m going heavy when you want it light I’m your, I'm your, I'm your leather sweater I’m your, I'm your, I'm your leather sweater I’m ink and fur and salt and sweat uh huh I’m all over your shit I am the one that you think of first I’m all over your shit I’m gonna...Learn MorerockChew Toys[Lyric] I Hate XMas (Chew Toys)
I know it’s based On some dumb story Supposed to be allegory The liar, the bastard and the fool All I know is Xmas ain’t cool I hate Xmas Deck my balls I hate Xmas Fuck you all Who’s the fat guy in the red sweater? For creepy pedos, Dahmer was better Flying reindeer and busy elves? Xmas lovers, go fuck yourselves Wrapping gifts that are yours not...Learn MorerockChew Toys[Lyric] Fat Heathers (Chew Toys)
P-town freeze and drown Founding fathers coming down Hell no, I won’t go To that place Hell no I won’t go It’s a bad place Cranky bears five feet around Fuck off skinny you’re going down Fat Heathers should know better...Learn MorerockChew Toys