[Lyric] I Need to Borrow Some Money (Klezmergord)

I need to borrow some money
Can you lend me a pony?
Because I've bosched all my dosh and I need to pay back all the cash the Albanians loaned me

Hook me up with some moolah
Apparently it's all about the Benjamin Franklings
All the lolly and the dollar and the notes and dough and the shrapnel and the jacksons and the frogskins

I've having dreams where the teeth are falling outta my mouth

Motherfucker hand me some zloty
Because I'm plutocratically challenged
Since the Krugerrands slipped right through my hands and now the yes men, they give me no yen

So what's the deal with the Euro?
What's the deal with the Princess Diana Memorial Coin?
If you got cojones slip me some colones cause I got no ceiniog for my cinio, os gwelych yn ffocyn dda

Can't afford a decent beat to this song
That's why it's only two minutes long
Can't even afford a decent chorus
(Something else that rhymes with chorus)