[Lyric] If I Die (Perfect Saturday)

Thomas Edison was a witch, go read a newspaper
And I'll keep talking to my best friends on subways
If I lose service I'll still be checking Twitter
Even if I don't have anything funny to say

And I know
That saving all your money makes you really fucking boring
And you know
That being cool online's the only thing that's important
And being relatable's the only thing that I like

But if I die, I want it to be just like I lived
Staring at my phone screen all fucking day
Just waiting for a notification to tell me if it's heaven or hell
I don't care either way

I think Kanye West is a dick, go watch "The Hangover"
And I'll keep bumping "Collegе Dropout" on Sundays
And if I mention the Yeezus is perfеction, then I guess you won't have anything funny to say

And I know
That saving all your money makes you really fucking boring
And you know
That being cool online's the only thing that's important
And being relatable's the only thing that I like
But if I die, I want it to be just like I lived
Staring at my phone screen all fucking day
Just waiting for a notification to tell me if it's heaven or hell
But if I die, I want it to be just like I lived
Staring at my phone screen all fucking day
Just waiting for a notification to tell me if it's heaven or hell
I don't care either way