[Lyric] In Defense of Black Metal Dont Sue Me Im Only Kidding About Pop Punk Okay? (Handsome Failure)

Disclaimer: Certain quotes in this song are not meant to be taken seriously, they are comments on allegations and statements made that are not confirmed, nor are, to be treated as legal truths about mentioned artists, cry about it

I always wanted to make black metal music
But I was never able to scream
I always wanted to make black metal music
And get really good at face-painting
Well I love Emperor and Mayhem
Darkthrone and Burzum
And no that doеsn't mean anything
Other than the fact that I likе the music
I don't particularly like havin' to defend myself
And say I'm not racist while I'm listening to Filosofem
Oh my god

And no I don't worship Satan
Nor am I a damn dirty racist
I'm not homophobic
And I'm not that violent
At all
So can I please just listen to black metal music
Without having to defend the artist
I'm sorry that I like black metal
And that all my idols are cancelled
But at least
I'm not that in to pop punk
Where all of the artists are on the registry (allegedly)
I know about all the burnings of churches and stabbings
But I think that that might be the lesser of two evils
And yeah, Dead's suicide shouldn't have been an album cover
But everyone from Warped Tour who
Fucked 16 year old girls (allegedly)
Should never have been there in the first place
It's not like they hid it that well (allegedly)

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This controversy is killin' my mind
Can I just listen to Dunkelheit
I don't care about Hospital Bracelet
I'm not surprised when those types of bands are rapists (allegedly)
(Note: I am not calling Hospital Bracelet rapists)
Can I please just listen to Transylvanian Hunger
And not have to be looked at like a monster

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