Artist: Handsome Failure
Lyrics of Artist: Handsome Failure
  1. [Lyric] Wicked Witch of Metro Indy (Handsome Failure)

    She gets her shine From temporary hair-dye And Percocet She laughs at me Cause my religious beliefs come from DMT But she believes in energy The moon and the chakras She's one of those girls who likes To collect rocks and she's So enticing if it wasn't for one thing Her pretentious self-righteous being She's always Up her own ass And never on my...Learn More
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  2. [Lyric] I Recorded This in a Van at 4pm (Handsome Failure)

    I put myself through MKULTRA In my free time And all that it did was open up my mind I learned that they weren't kiddin' And what they said was true Cause DMT made life see through Never thought that I would do The things that I've done But here we are darlin' If we're all puzzle pieces That make up a god Then a part of God has died today And if...Learn More
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  3. [Lyric] Bowboy Cebop (Handsome Failure)

    I've been sleepin' on the floor again Stayin' fucked up off hallucinogens I wish I wasn't like this I wish I was different I been worried about us Scared you're finally tired of me I've been scared this is the last time I will kiss your lips darling Cause I know I (I know I) I know I couldn't I know I (I know I) I know I couldn't I know that I (I...Learn More
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  4. [Lyric] Juice Bonus Track (Handsome Failure)

    Well, I've given up Well I've given up on sex I've given up on relationships Cause I don't think that romance is worth my time And I hope whoever said That your twenties are the best years of your life Was lyin' because If this is the top I don't have far to fall If being over the hill means the hill isn't this tall Then I don't really mind See...Learn More
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  5. [Lyric] In Defense of Black Metal Dont Sue Me Im Only Kidding About Pop Punk Okay? (Handsome Failure)

    Disclaimer: Certain quotes in this song are not meant to be taken seriously, they are comments on allegations and statements made that are not confirmed, nor are, to be treated as legal truths about mentioned artists, cry about it I always wanted to make black metal music But I was never able to scream I always wanted to make black metal music And...Learn More
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  6. [Lyric] Shotgun Root Canal (Handsome Failure)

    Hello mom I'm sorry I'm not the man that you wanted me to be And I'm glad that dad ran away from me I'm nothin' for either of you to be proud of I got problems that I can't fix and my Fuckin' presence would make you sick I know I Deal with that every time I look in the mirror But I learned the secret, I found the key To avoid this suicidal...Learn More
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  7. [Lyric] Menthol Bread (Handsome Failure)

    DPH and LSD Psilocybin and Mescaline DMT and DXM I don't have a problem I just want my mind to be open Datura and Absinthe Are things that I fucked with Do four hits of acid Then go out and eat thirty three Benadryl And I wonder why now in my twenties I can't even come up with a halfly Put together thought (Richard Nixon?) And my words are fucked...Learn More
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  8. [Lyric] Scandinavian Minimalism (Handsome Failure)

    Flowers coverin' the water tower Above your head my darlin' again And coffins and cradles Sold hand in hand with ladles And pots and pans Really says alot Well I Guess this overarching liquidation Of the assets We formed as human kind Is sorta strange Well they can sell blood And they can sell cum It seems they can sell everything But the breath...Learn More
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  9. [Lyric] This is GOSP.... I Mean ART Now They Cant Sue ME (Handsome Failure)

    Oh goddamn That's a handsome man That you're standin' with He might be shorter than me But he is twice as fit Pulled up today in a BMW Oh he's so in love with you I bet you love to lay beside him Oh it must be nice To lay beside someone I forgot what it felt like To even be remotely in the presence of love But the difference in me And the...Learn More
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  10. [Lyric] You Have One Missed Call (Handsome Failure)

    Well Darlin' won't you Talk to me tonight I'm havin' thoughts of Endin' my own life And I'm scared To be alone I need you To hold me close Oh won't you please Tell me I will be okay Cause I don't know how to feel Any other way Darlin' Cause I'm too fucked up for this right now Cause I'm too fucked up for this right now I'll try to stand but I'm...Learn More
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  11. [Lyric] TRVE KVLT CARWASH (Handsome Failure)

    Hittin' fogs with my live-in girlfriend Settin' fire to roadside churches It's not a problem with God Just Christian impotence And their uncanny judgement I'm gettin' sick of their shit No I won't stop carrying My huntin' knife with me I understand we all must die eventually Memento Mori Well the speakers are bumpin' Darkthrone As we're flyin'...Learn More
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  12. [Lyric] Shroom Boogie 4 (Handsome Failure)

    I want to boogie tonight I want to boogie tonight I want to boogie tonight With you, baby I want to boogie tonight I want to boogie tonight I want to boogie tonight With you, oh yeah baby I want to boogie tonight I want to boogie tonight I want to boogie tonight With you, alright I want to boogie tonight I want to boogie tonight I want to boogie...Learn More
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