[Lyric] Intro (Slash K.)

[Intro]
Ah, hello
I didn't see you there
I was just sitting in front of my gold fireplace
Wearing my red, velvet bathrobe in my very expensive mansion
Welcome to my first album
Certified Sexless

You will hear me rap absolute such wonderful topics
As penises, buttholes, anime, sex, aha and penises
All within the comfort of my mansion that I very much did not get a loan for
Hahaha
I am extremely in debt
So I wanted to thank you for listening to this album to help me pay back the septillions of dollars I now owe
Anyway, I hope you enjoy this album of small meats, trash beats, thick traps, and rap sheets
Now, without further ado
Here is my first album

[Outro]
Certified Sexless
Enjoy